Fuck Oklahoma!!!!! Goddamn Twisters! Ripped my damn roof off!
I love Prostitutes! I love Tatoos! Fuck Oklahoma Sunsets!
I'm Fucking Drunk! My drunk Uncle lives in oklahoma, fuck him!!!!!
Fuck!!! fucking, fuck!!!
Sorry, I apologize beforehand, I'm gonna read this tomorrow and feel like an ass.
Keith said:
Good! Stay in fucking Portland and keep thinking my beautiful city is a shithole. Keeps my rent cheap.
Rent in Oregon = 600$, 700$
Rent in Oklahoma = 300$, 350$
Cost of gas to drive to Texas to get a tattoo = $30
mmm... math.
[Edited on Feb 17, 2004 by Keith]
Every month I pay about 560$ all told in utlities (rent, phone, internet)
I also pay tuition, books, incidentals (coke and whores).
I pay more in my soul every morning when i look out the window and see another fucking day full of clouds, misery, rain, and the god aweful realization that this was how it was yesterday, this is how its going to be today, and (ore than likely) this is how its going to be tomorrow.
Evolution has granted me the gift of temporary amnesia when I wake up in the morning so that I don't realize who I am, where I am, and what i'm doing until i'm already out the door and on my way.
Despite all that, I thank God, Allah, karma,(etc), that I don't live in fucking Oklahoma.
Random said:
Hey! Just cause you cant get a legal tattoo here doesn't mean everything sucks. You cant beat an Oklahoma sunset!
Grasping at straws, much?
Oklahoma is one of the midwestern states that no one comes from, because everyone who has left prefers to identify with their adopted state, and everyone whose still there is... well... still there. And why would you ever visit Oklahoma?
GravesForTheDays
Grand Rapids, MI
November 2003
FEB 17, 2004 07:19 PM