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sixsixtysix

sixsixtysix

Folsom, CA
January 2004

FEB 16, 2004 10:55 PM

1. Kill someone with a spoon
2. Buy a house
3. Beat the hell outta eminem
4. own a 67 mustang
5. Kill myself with a spoon

Hammersmith

Hammersmith

Boston, MA
December 2003

FEB 16, 2004 10:56 PM

snowboardpunk69 said:
1. Kill someone with a spoon
2. Buy a house
3. Beat the hell outta eminem
4. own a 67 mustang
5. Kill myself with a spoon



It seems to me that your numbers 1 and 3 could easily be compressed into one.

sixsixtysix

sixsixtysix

Folsom, CA
January 2004

FEB 16, 2004 11:02 PM

No i just want to beat the hell outta of him and piss on his face not kill him

Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

FEB 16, 2004 11:05 PM

Can you just skip to the last of those, please? I'm assuming that will be the only way to get you to stop these inane threads.

sixsixtysix

sixsixtysix

Folsom, CA
January 2004

FEB 16, 2004 11:07 PM

Gwendolyn said:
Can you just skip to the last of those, please? I'm assuming that will be the only way to get you to stop these inane threads.




No
smile

davison

davison

Brooklyn, NY
October 2002

FEB 16, 2004 11:08 PM

1) shower
2) get my will in order
3) delete porn on my computer
4) get comfy
5) write a note

RomeoReject

RomeoReject

Salem, OH
January 2004

FEB 16, 2004 11:30 PM

1. See the world(especially Japan)
2. Settle down and have a family
3. Fight off a horde of flesh eating zombies with a sword
4. Dip a twinkie in liquid nitrogen and shoot it at someone, just to say I killed someone with a snack cake.
5. Must...have...mecha!

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

FEB 16, 2004 11:34 PM

1. Figure out a way to get retractable razorblades underneath my fingernails and do so.
2. Get married to someone totally awesome and raise awesome kids.
3. Participate in the terraformation of Mars.
4. Win the Nobel Prize for Literature.
5. Become buddy-buddy with Manolo Blahnik and get him to design The Perfect Shoe.

null

null

I'm lost
November 2002

FEB 16, 2004 11:45 PM

1. Acquire powers like Darkseid's Omega Beams
2. Become professional author
3. Open a peaceful little bar
4. Drive Porsches on the Nerbergring
5. Become proficient at sword fighting and horticulture

Rudy_Stains

Rudy_Stains

Placentia, CA
June 2003

FEB 16, 2004 11:46 PM

1. Become a vigilante
2. Figure out the ending of Space Oddessy
3. Get a comic book published by someone other than myself
4. Beat F-Zero GX's story mode
5. Hide out on top of stonehenge and wait for druids to appear.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

FEB 16, 2004 11:48 PM

1. Live in a geodesic dome with an observatory, circular library with the ladder attached to the shelves that moves and a bronze bust of Jorge Luis Borges in the centre.. oh it must have a killer kitchen and some secret rooms

2. Make a film so potent, magical, dangerous and erotic that it's banned and must be shown by underground projectionists on miniature remote-controlled blimps that fly around the city causing people to orgasm out of their feedback loops

3. Visit the completed Roden Crater project

4. Retrace the journey of Matsuo Basho's "Narrow Road to Oku"

5. Learn to speak only in E-prime

blackjackdrac

blackjackdrac

Tampa, FL
December 2002

FEB 16, 2004 11:49 PM

1. to be independtly wealthy again
2-5 what ever i want

[Edited on Feb 16, 2004 by HookedOnGothics]

Peggy

Peggy

HOPEFUL

Mckeesport, PA

FEB 16, 2004 11:49 PM

1. finally finish college
2. learn to be comfortable the way I am
3. save some money (at least so they don't bury me in the yard with the pets)
4. be brave enough to get on an airplane
5. learn to read minds

Flatlander

Flatlander

Canada
November 2003

FEB 16, 2004 11:54 PM

1-Not sleep for a week straight.
2-Sleep for two weeks straight.
3-Teach my body to only need caffeine for sustenance.
4-Rock like Sebastian Bach.
5-Become a Suicide Girl.

yumchen

yumchen

Klamath Falls, OR
August 2002

FEB 16, 2004 11:55 PM

!. Raise a duck and eat it.
@. Pose naked in a magazine (damn! I got that one under my belt!)
#. Vaulted ceilings in the bedroom.
$. Fornicate without the patch with my hunny and have godlike beautiful offspring.
%. Become a foster parent

Scuderiaferrari

Scuderiaferrari

Saint Petersburg, FL
January 2004

FEB 16, 2004 11:55 PM

1. own an obscenely expensive ($500k+) performance car
2. establish a scholarship fund in my name
3. have an enormously, obsessively extensive collection of anything
4. have a son and spoil the hell out of him
5. admit to my best friend that im in love with her and get her pregnant (i know, lame)

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

FEB 16, 2004 11:57 PM

1.save somebody's life
2.see what human tastes like
3.father ten illegitimate children then find them later
4.cut off my pinky on national television
5.design a city park

[Edited on Feb 17, 2004 by weakwill]

Nimhly

Nimhly

Green Bay, WI
February 2003

FEB 16, 2004 11:59 PM

1. Eradicate the use of "u" for "you". It's just something that pisses me off.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

FEB 17, 2004 12:01 AM

1. Invent time travel and use it to steal Lovecrafts' pencil and Poes' booze.
2. Use aforementioned time travel device, kick Hilter in buttocks.
3. Brew a beer so dark it actually absorbs all light emitted from a source, creating an alternate fuel source that'll also gets you wicked faded!
4. Travel the world and avoid catching anything "weird" in the process.
5. Eventually get a cell phone.

ReverendBenzo

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA
September 2003

FEB 17, 2004 12:05 AM

1) See the great Pyramids of Giza.
2) Two chicks at the same time, man.
3) Own a strip club.
4) Prove the existence of aliens.
5) Write and win an Academy Award for Revenge of the Nerds 6.

friedbanana105

friedbanana105

Antarctica
November 2003

FEB 17, 2004 12:06 AM

1. have -- wait, did that.
2. go to -- um, did that too.
3. get -- nope, done.
4. find a -- oh, i found that.
5. see the -- yeah, saw that.

aww crap, looks like i'm all done!

*dies*

PullOffMyWings

PullOffMyWings

HOPEFUL

Mission Viejo, CA

FEB 17, 2004 12:07 AM

1. make music that people will actually like
2. get my book published (it's takin too damn long)
3. have someone fall in love with me that i actually want to
4. take a monthlong trip through the french countryside
5. meet my daughter when she turns 18

peart

peart

West Lafayette, IN
May 2003

FEB 17, 2004 12:52 AM

1. Do nothing
2. Get pointless job
3. Continue to do nthing
4. Be unloved
5. Cry

Necrocide

Necrocide

I'm lost
October 2003

FEB 17, 2004 12:56 AM

1. write a song about the evils of individualism and godsend of conformity
2. kill you all
3. kick steve-o in the nuts
4. fuck a supermodel in the ass and donkey punch her
5. meet steve buscemi

wow, 2 of them involve steves

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

FEB 17, 2004 12:58 AM

1. Increase my killing power
2. Make my own fudge
3. Open a donkey Sanctuary
4. KILL, kill all of them
5. Find a way to understand women.


I fear number 5 is a task that will never be possible.

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