Top 5 things u wanna do before death

1. Kill someone with a spoon
2. Buy a house
3. Beat the hell outta eminem
4. own a 67 mustang
5. Kill myself with a spoon

It seems to me that your numbers 1 and 3 could easily be compressed into one.

No i just want to beat the hell outta of him and piss on his face not kill him

No

1) shower
2) get my will in order
3) delete porn on my computer
4) get comfy
5) write a note

1. See the world(especially Japan)
2. Settle down and have a family
3. Fight off a horde of flesh eating zombies with a sword
4. Dip a twinkie in liquid nitrogen and shoot it at someone, just to say I killed someone with a snack cake.
5. Must...have...mecha!

1. Acquire powers like Darkseid's Omega Beams
2. Become professional author
3. Open a peaceful little bar
4. Drive Porsches on the Nerbergring
5. Become proficient at sword fighting and horticulture

1. Become a vigilante
2. Figure out the ending of Space Oddessy
3. Get a comic book published by someone other than myself
4. Beat F-Zero GX's story mode
5. Hide out on top of stonehenge and wait for druids to appear.

1. Live in a geodesic dome with an observatory, circular library with the ladder attached to the shelves that moves and a bronze bust of Jorge Luis Borges in the centre.. oh it must have a killer kitchen and some secret rooms

2. Make a film so potent, magical, dangerous and erotic that it's banned and must be shown by underground projectionists on miniature remote-controlled blimps that fly around the city causing people to orgasm out of their feedback loops

3. Visit the completed Roden Crater project

4. Retrace the journey of Matsuo Basho's "Narrow Road to Oku"

5. Learn to speak only in E-prime

1. to be independtly wealthy again
2-5 what ever i want

[Edited on Feb 16, 2004 by HookedOnGothics]

1. finally finish college
2. learn to be comfortable the way I am
3. save some money (at least so they don't bury me in the yard with the pets)
4. be brave enough to get on an airplane
5. learn to read minds

1-Not sleep for a week straight.
2-Sleep for two weeks straight.
3-Teach my body to only need caffeine for sustenance.
4-Rock like Sebastian Bach.
5-Become a Suicide Girl.

!. Raise a duck and eat it.
@. Pose naked in a magazine (damn! I got that one under my belt!)
#. Vaulted ceilings in the bedroom.
$. Fornicate without the patch with my hunny and have godlike beautiful offspring.
%. Become a foster parent

1. own an obscenely expensive ($500k+) performance car
2. establish a scholarship fund in my name
3. have an enormously, obsessively extensive collection of anything
4. have a son and spoil the hell out of him
5. admit to my best friend that im in love with her and get her pregnant (i know, lame)

1.save somebody's life
2.see what human tastes like
3.father ten illegitimate children then find them later
4.cut off my pinky on national television
5.design a city park

[Edited on Feb 17, 2004 by weakwill]

1. Eradicate the use of "u" for "you". It's just something that pisses me off.

1. Invent time travel and use it to steal Lovecrafts' pencil and Poes' booze.
2. Use aforementioned time travel device, kick Hilter in buttocks.
3. Brew a beer so dark it actually absorbs all light emitted from a source, creating an alternate fuel source that'll also gets you wicked faded!
4. Travel the world and avoid catching anything "weird" in the process.
5. Eventually get a cell phone.

1) See the great Pyramids of Giza.
2) Two chicks at the same time, man.
3) Own a strip club.
4) Prove the existence of aliens.
5) Write and win an Academy Award for Revenge of the Nerds 6.

1. have -- wait, did that.
2. go to -- um, did that too.
3. get -- nope, done.
4. find a -- oh, i found that.
5. see the -- yeah, saw that.

aww crap, looks like i'm all done!

*dies*

1. make music that people will actually like
2. get my book published (it's takin too damn long)
3. have someone fall in love with me that i actually want to
4. take a monthlong trip through the french countryside
5. meet my daughter when she turns 18

1. Do nothing
2. Get pointless job
3. Continue to do nthing
4. Be unloved
5. Cry

1. write a song about the evils of individualism and godsend of conformity
2. kill you all
3. kick steve-o in the nuts
4. fuck a supermodel in the ass and donkey punch her
5. meet steve buscemi

wow, 2 of them involve steves

1. Increase my killing power
2. Make my own fudge
3. Open a donkey Sanctuary
4. KILL, kill all of them
5. Find a way to understand women.


I fear number 5 is a task that will never be possible.