NEWS: Plissken’s Shit Booze Review: Chelada

so, did you make the cupcakes in the background?

That was unravled. And they were delicious.

What kind of cupcakes do you make to accompany clam flavoured drain cleaner?

i liked this stuff except for the clam taste. i don't really get into seafood.
i hated the salt in miller chill too.
it seems expensive for the %, but i can't think of anything else to compare it to.

cupcake chasers.

they magically erase the clam/ass taste from your mouth.

Only my wife's cupcake juju is strong enough to battle this foul elixir, milked from the many-urethra'ed demon Gamaliel.

If only they were strong enough to keep you from dragging your ass on the carpet an hour after Chelada.

Well hell, how else was I supposed to get rid of the rectal itching? Those ringworms don't fuck around.

I used to work with the kind of people who thought this was a good idea for a drink.

Needless to say I went back to school.