Felon role call.

There any felons on sg?

Sorry... it's been classified.

But I can tell you it had something to do with a cattle carcass and an advanced laser.

eh?

maybe there should be a new private 'perp' group.

There was that time in band camp...

Well, there was that time I cloned a human using dna from hair that I found clogging a toilet in a public restroom...

I have lots and lots of speeding tickets

I was driven home in a cop car once...

Yeah I was thinking something along those lines. As sg continues to grow we may just get a felons group someday. Of course their would have to be sub-groups for prison bitches and bullies. Like that guy in Life who asked if they were going to eat their cornbread.

i once killed a drifter to get an erection...

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

I always used to steal candybars and pornography after school with my friends in grade school. The one day I didn't go they got busted. Now they're all either in jail or dead. Years later an indian casino owner told me that if I'd been there, I would now be an international jewel thief bent on world domination.

did you write a song about it?

I feel the urge to show you this and this.

[Edited on Feb 15, 2004 by DigitalBath]

DigitalBath you may have killed your own thread. I don't think there are many felons out there who will openly admit to having been in prison for the same reason that you directed Rudy_Stains to those threads.

You never know, some people love the attention even if it is negative.

I've spent the night in jail for beating the tar out of somebody (they DID deserve it believe me.. they raped a friend of mine) Not really a felony. But, thats as far as my criminal record goes.

Edited to say: The cop that arrested me was cool, too. In the cruiser he asked why I did it. I told him, he pulled over and uncuffed me. He told me I "didn't deserve to be cuffed, I should be rewarded" He said he didn't blame me and that he would have done the same thing most likely.



[Edited on Feb 15, 2004 by deadlyeye]

No. Gotta love technicalities and the fact the Crown is too busy gunning for someone else to bother to appeal.

So much for innocent until proven guilty...

The guy had already been charged.. dna evidence included. This took place about 2 weeks after the rape happened. When I found out (I had been out of state) I snapped. The girl was one of my best friends.

Oh shit. My apologies.
It's just that I've been falsely accused of beating my ex-gf. And if that's not stress enough, I had someguy wanting to kick my ass for it.
But if he's guilty as all hell for it, then, by all means, kick his head it.



[Edited on Feb 15, 2004 by hell]

No worries man.

I'm such a cherry....I've never even been in the back of a police car.