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Johnny_Crotchrot

Johnny_Crotchrot

Somerville, AL
March 2003

FEB 15, 2004 03:20 PM

There any felons on sg?

Lord_Shade

Lord_Shade

Canada
December 2003

FEB 15, 2004 03:24 PM

Sorry... it's been classified.

But I can tell you it had something to do with a cattle carcass and an advanced laser.

Johnny_Crotchrot

Johnny_Crotchrot

Somerville, AL
March 2003

FEB 15, 2004 03:25 PM

eh?

wan

wan

Los Angeles, CA
December 2003

FEB 15, 2004 03:36 PM

maybe there should be a new private 'perp' group.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

FEB 15, 2004 03:37 PM

There was that time in band camp...

hell

hell

Austin, TX
February 2003

FEB 15, 2004 03:47 PM

Well, there was that time I cloned a human using dna from hair that I found clogging a toilet in a public restroom...

Rachet

Rachet

Longview, TX
February 2004

FEB 15, 2004 03:49 PM

I have lots and lots of speeding tickets

Hexe

Hexe

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

FEB 15, 2004 03:52 PM

I was driven home in a cop car once...

Ovida

Ovida

SUICIDEGIRL

Saskatchewan, Canada

FEB 15, 2004 04:10 PM

I mooned a car full of male Newfoundlanders on the highway once. I've been on the run ever since.

Johnny_Crotchrot

Johnny_Crotchrot

Somerville, AL
March 2003

FEB 15, 2004 04:15 PM

wan said:
maybe there should be a new private 'perp' group.



Yeah I was thinking something along those lines. As sg continues to grow we may just get a felons group someday. Of course their would have to be sub-groups for prison bitches and bullies. Like that guy in Life who asked if they were going to eat their cornbread.

Ovida

Ovida

SUICIDEGIRL

Saskatchewan, Canada

FEB 15, 2004 04:17 PM

dkmfc said: you knew it was coming...


Damn dogs and their "Emotional trauma" and legal action wink

LuckySpaceRocket

LuckySpaceRocket

Blacksburg, VA
December 2003

FEB 15, 2004 04:22 PM

i once killed a drifter to get an erection...

charmcitysean

charmcitysean

Baltimore, MD
January 2004

FEB 15, 2004 04:30 PM

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

Rudy_Stains

Rudy_Stains

Placentia, CA
June 2003

FEB 15, 2004 04:32 PM

I always used to steal candybars and pornography after school with my friends in grade school. The one day I didn't go they got busted. Now they're all either in jail or dead. Years later an indian casino owner told me that if I'd been there, I would now be an international jewel thief bent on world domination.

Hexe

Hexe

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

FEB 15, 2004 04:37 PM

CaptainFantasy said:
i once killed a drifter to get an erection...




did you write a song about it?

Johnny_Crotchrot

Johnny_Crotchrot

Somerville, AL
March 2003

FEB 15, 2004 04:39 PM

Rudy_Stains said:
I always used to steal candybars and pornography after school with my friends in grade school. The one day I didn't go they got busted. Now they're all either in jail or dead. Years later an indian casino owner told me that if I'd been there, I would now be an international jewel thief bent on world domination.



I feel the urge to show you this and this.

[Edited on Feb 15, 2004 by DigitalBath]

TheTimebomb

TheTimebomb

I'm lost
July 2003

FEB 15, 2004 05:30 PM

DigitalBath you may have killed your own thread. I don't think there are many felons out there who will openly admit to having been in prison for the same reason that you directed Rudy_Stains to those threads.

Johnny_Crotchrot

Johnny_Crotchrot

Somerville, AL
March 2003

FEB 15, 2004 05:35 PM

TheTimebomb said:
DigitalBath you may have killed your own thread. I don't think there are many felons out there who will openly admit to having been in prison for the same reason that you directed Rudy_Stains to those threads.



You never know, some people love the attention even if it is negative.

DeadlyEye

DeadlyEye

Memphis, TN
December 2003

FEB 15, 2004 08:02 PM

I've spent the night in jail for beating the tar out of somebody (they DID deserve it believe me.. they raped a friend of mine) Not really a felony. But, thats as far as my criminal record goes.

Edited to say: The cop that arrested me was cool, too. In the cruiser he asked why I did it. I told him, he pulled over and uncuffed me. He told me I "didn't deserve to be cuffed, I should be rewarded" He said he didn't blame me and that he would have done the same thing most likely.



[Edited on Feb 15, 2004 by deadlyeye]

YAWG

YAWG

Victoria, BC
November 2003

FEB 15, 2004 08:07 PM

No. Gotta love technicalities and the fact the Crown is too busy gunning for someone else to bother to appeal.

hell

hell

Austin, TX
February 2003

FEB 15, 2004 08:16 PM

deadlyeye said:
I've spent the night in jail for beating the tar out of somebody (they DID deserve it believe me.. they raped a friend of mine) Not really a felony. But, thats as far as my criminal record goes.

Edited to say: The cop that arrested me was cool, too. In the cruiser he asked why I did it. I told him, he pulled over and uncuffed me. He told me I "didn't deserve to be cuffed, I should be rewarded" He said he didn't blame me and that he would have done the same thing most likely.



[Edited on Feb 15, 2004 by deadlyeye]


So much for innocent until proven guilty...

DeadlyEye

DeadlyEye

Memphis, TN
December 2003

FEB 15, 2004 08:21 PM

hell said:

So much for innocent until proven guilty...



The guy had already been charged.. dna evidence included. This took place about 2 weeks after the rape happened. When I found out (I had been out of state) I snapped. The girl was one of my best friends.

hell

hell

Austin, TX
February 2003

FEB 15, 2004 08:31 PM

deadlyeye said:

hell said:

So much for innocent until proven guilty...



The guy had already been charged.. dna evidence included. This took place about 2 weeks after the rape happened. When I found out (I had been out of state) I snapped. The girl was one of my best friends.


Oh shit. My apologies.
It's just that I've been falsely accused of beating my ex-gf. And if that's not stress enough, I had someguy wanting to kick my ass for it.
But if he's guilty as all hell for it, then, by all means, kick his head it.smile



[Edited on Feb 15, 2004 by hell]

DeadlyEye

DeadlyEye

Memphis, TN
December 2003

FEB 15, 2004 08:36 PM

hell said:
Oh shit. My apologies.
It's just that I've been falsely accused of beating my ex-gf. And if that's not stress enough, I had someguy wanting to kick my ass for it.
But if he's guilty as all hell for it, then, by all means, kick his head it.smile
[Edited on Feb 15, 2004 by hell]



No worries man.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 15, 2004 08:50 PM

I'm such a cherry....I've never even been in the back of a police car.

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