Interesting enough, I named my junk after Captain Morgan, "little captain", mainly so whenever I see a commercial and they ask if you have a little captain in you I burst out laughing.
As for a Morgan tagline...
The first thing that came to mind was:
Morgan : Bringing nude photography and children's literature together since 2002.
or
Morgan :making people associate The Little Prince with naked women since 2002.
Nocturnus
Moberly, MO
January 2003
FEB 29, 2004 09:18 PM