NEWS: That’s Why We Love Coke

What a great article.

I wonder who paid you to write it.

I cannot articulate just how fucking blown away I am right now.

It dispensed CUPCAKES!!!

I now hate Pepsi with the fire of a thousand suns.

Wasn't this a jay Leno bit? If not it should be it is exactly his speed and taste.

How far advertising has come, and yet stayed true to its core. What a bizarre and rare art form it has become. The best part is, it can never sell out!

Coke in a can is pretty good I'll say.

Yeah, I hate to see people having a good time. Sickening.

I bet this vending machine gets a lot of business still - people keep coming back to buy a coke just to see if there will be flowers or popcorn again. I know I would stop by once in a while.
It's behavioral conditioning, when you get a reward, you repeat the beahviour in hopes it will happen again.
And I think it's cute.

That would be multi-billion, with a 'B'

Man, this article title totally threw me off.

I expected it to be an insightful piece on society's relationship with drugs.

But at least now I have learned that corporate America just wants to give back to the community for all of the countless billions they've made off of us...because there is no way this love-in is just another gimmick to make more millions. I mean...there's even a hug there.

This is so depressing on many levels

Really, SG? Really?

Pffft. Oh c'mon...you know you love this new fall lineup.

It's like a Coke commercial.

SG is just a brand. Don't tell me you actually have a fondness for a brand/product? Especially not a successful one. You must not be one of the cool kids.

I liked SG before it was Coke. Before it was cool! Before it was cool...

Any good experiment needs a control, so they should hook up another machine to a series of electrodes in another high-traffic area.

Ooh, then someone could write an article on why we hate coke!

Please spoiler answers like this. Maybe some people wanna be surprised at the winter Newswire topics.

I gotta say I'm more of a Pepsi man, myself.

-ReAct
"Expresses his individuality through brand-name conformity!"

The Twister moment was awesome.

I thought I missed something when I skimmed this article but then I read this

and realized I was sadly wrong.