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Tallboy___66

Tallboy___66

Chicago, IL
December 2009

SEP 18, 2010 04:48 PM

lil_tuffy said:
I went to the hardware store today to get some tools to fix some stuff in my backyard but came home empty-handed. They said tallboy had purchased all of the shovels. "That must be some hole he's digging!" remarked the cute clerk. I was gonna ask for her number but thought better of it when the shiny glint of her new engagement ring caught the corner of my eye.

True story!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Not.

Anyway, if y'all want to discuss the finer nuances and social/moral implications of this treatise, please, by all means sally forth. I think this sidebar with Tallboy has reached it's peak and we all should just move on. Thank you.



Well if I can't be famous at least I'll be a douche bag, wait that's not how it goes, part of it was true part over the top exaggeration and as usual sarcasm is not relayed well over the internet.
I'll use more emoticons next time.

Side note:I'm really not a misogynist I love



Tallboy___66

Tallboy___66

Chicago, IL
December 2009

SEP 18, 2010 04:52 PM

Auriga said:
For the record, how many guys actually believe the excuses/lies, such as these, that women tell them?
Seems like the message would come across clearer if a girl were to reject instead of deflect advances.

"I can't date you, I'm engaged to be married" could still equal a chance for them, given a certain type of guy and certain set of circumstances.

Whereas:

"I won't date you, I'm not interested" sends a message that is clear.



The problem is that as guys were taught to be persistent or ask again or just fucking tell her you really like her want to go out with her, and given the divorce rate of today maybe you're just waiting for a guy who doesn't do what your current one does because he's ok whatever but you only married him because...reason here___.

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

SEP 18, 2010 10:05 PM

Tallboy___66 said:
The problem is that as guys were taught to be persistent or ask again or just fucking tell her you really like her want to go out with her, and given the divorce rate of today maybe you're just waiting for a guy who doesn't do what your current one does because he's ok whatever but you only married him because...reason here___.



Please stop.

Calico

Calico

New Zealand
April 2007

SEP 18, 2010 11:15 PM

TheFuckOffKid said:

Tallboy___66 said:
The problem is that as guys were taught to be persistent or ask again or just fucking tell her you really like her want to go out with her, and given the divorce rate of today maybe you're just waiting for a guy who doesn't do what your current one does because he's ok whatever but you only married him because...reason here___.



Please stop.



Yes, please. There are so many of your comments I want to flag that it's getting hard to choose.

Anarchie_Mod

Anarchie_Mod

MODERATOR

United Kingdom

SEP 19, 2010 12:57 AM

I can't keep up with the amount of flags Tallboy___66 is generating. Also the douchebaggery is giving me a headache. Time to close the thread!

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

SEP 19, 2010 07:35 PM

Hooray! Good call, Anarchie_Mod.

IDGAS

IDGAS

Jackson Heights, NY
March 2004

SEP 19, 2010 07:37 PM

Anarchie_Mod said: I can't keep up with the amount of flags Tallboy___66 is generating. Also the douchebaggery is giving me a headache. Time to close the thread!




Necia said: Hooray! Good call, Anarchie_Mod.


I am buying you each a real fake engagement ring

JulesDoll

JulesDoll

Seattle, WA
May 2007

SEP 19, 2010 08:32 PM

Dont shower before you go out, trust me you wont get hit onshocked

Ascanius

Ascanius

USA
October 2006

SEP 19, 2010 09:09 PM

StitchedDoll said:
Dont shower before you go out, trust me you wont get hit onshocked



Untrue! You'll be hit on by hippies!

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

SEP 20, 2010 04:48 AM

Wooowwwwww.....!

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

SEP 20, 2010 08:36 AM

Why does it have to be a fake engagement ring? That means there's still a chance.
A fake wedding ring would mean so much more fake paperwork if she were to run away with her possible future real husband if he decided to ignore the ring.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

SEP 20, 2010 08:53 AM

forget the cake....the engagement ring is a lie!

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

SEP 20, 2010 09:12 AM

Cash said:
forget the cake....the engagement ring is a lie!



Oh, haha, haha, nice.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

SEP 21, 2010 06:15 AM

I think what this article is telling us is that it's ok to hit on girls with engagement rings, because they're probably fake anyways.

Tallboy___66

Tallboy___66

Chicago, IL
December 2009

SEP 21, 2010 06:44 PM

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Do not try to bend the ring — that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no ring.

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Hi.

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Whoa. Hi! wanna go out sometime?

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She said she's married!

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I'll call you?

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I said no, no no, no,no,no,no,no

Said nozoom image
She only need this not you.

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Sit down kiddo, have a cookie. Big deal so she's married.

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I'll call you!

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Why! Why do you persist she said she was married!

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She's not the girl you're looking for.

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Ok I'll join Match.com

Good night.

JulesDoll

JulesDoll

Seattle, WA
May 2007

SEP 22, 2010 12:14 AM

officially fucking awesome...tongue

xirresponsiblex

xirresponsiblex

Astoria, NY
December 2009

SEP 22, 2010 10:25 PM

i've known plenty of people that do this as waitresses. it always gets you out of an awkward let down when you are simply working they tell me. i've never heard of it in just ordinary out around town circumstances. i would figure you could just tell people you're not interested

Psyche

Psyche

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

SEP 27, 2010 01:46 PM

Morgan said:
Aside from everything else, the idea that we should avoid being hit on by essentially declaring ourselves the property of some other dude is gross. I don't want some guy to be respectful and not persist on hitting on me only because he "respects the rock".



+1

That is really what this comes down to.

I find that brutal hostility works best when you want to avoid an awkward pick-up confrontation. These sort of lines work wonders: "Oh my God, you're so fucking ugly you make me want to take a heaping, steaming shit and defecate all over your herpes-infested, dick-sucking lips, you troglodyte behemoth!!!" It works a lot better if you emphasize the vowels like you mean it and point at his face with an utterly despicable face.

Usually by then the guys are so offended, but too dumb to come up with any clever answer, so they'll come back at you with something like, "Well you're no prize yourself!"

Uhhh.... I'm not the one scrambling around on my knees begging for a piece of ass like some little bitch. Turd.

Just be the biggest dick you can and they'll fuck off faster than lightning.

At least that's how I'd respond to Tallboy_66.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

SEP 27, 2010 02:22 PM

Psyche said:
I find that brutal hostility works best when you want to avoid an awkward pick-up confrontation. These sort of lines work wonders: "Oh my God, you're so fucking ugly you make me want to take a heaping, steaming shit and defecate all over your herpes-infested, dick-sucking lips, you troglodyte behemoth!!!" It works a lot better if you emphasize the vowels like you mean it and point at his face with an utterly despicable face.


Oh, baby. Now spit on me and call me trash! *fappity*

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

SEP 27, 2010 02:48 PM

motorfirebox said:
Oh, baby. Now spit on me and call me trash! *fappity*



You're not worth my saliva whore.

Psyche

Psyche

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

SEP 27, 2010 03:33 PM

motorfirebox said:
Oh, baby. Now spit on me and call me trash! *fappity*



That's right, you're just a bottom bitch glutton for punishment, slut.

Now lick the soles of my boots, slave! biggrin

Tallboy___66

Tallboy___66

Chicago, IL
December 2009

SEP 27, 2010 07:41 PM

Psyche said:

Morgan said:
Aside from everything else, the idea that we should avoid being hit on by essentially declaring ourselves the property of some other dude is gross. I don't want some guy to be respectful and not persist on hitting on me only because he "respects the rock".



+1

That is really what this comes down to.

I find that brutal hostility works best when you want to avoid an awkward pick-up confrontation. These sort of lines work wonders: "Oh my God, you're so fucking ugly you make me want to take a heaping, steaming shit and defecate all over your herpes-infested, dick-sucking lips, you troglodyte behemoth!!!" It works a lot better if you emphasize the vowels like you mean it and point at his face with an utterly despicable face.

Usually by then the guys are so offended, but too dumb to come up with any clever answer, so they'll come back at you with something like, "Well you're no prize yourself!"

Uhhh.... I'm not the one scrambling around on my knees begging for a piece of ass like some little bitch. Turd.

Just be the biggest dick you can and they'll fuck off faster than lightning.

At least that's how I'd respond to Tallboy_66.



Well at least THAT kind of response is almost SG worthy and when I ask you if you like up the butt on the first date, maybe just maybe you can get a little offended.wink

Until then I'll look to pop culture for my etiquette lessons. tongueshockedeeekwinkbiggrinfrownblackeyedpuke

Tallboy___66

Tallboy___66

Chicago, IL
December 2009

SEP 28, 2010 08:29 PM

Update: I'm also currently working on repealing womens right to vote and a study on how men are better drivers.biggrin

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

SEP 28, 2010 09:14 PM

Psyche said:
"Oh my God, you're so fucking ugly you make me want to take a heaping, steaming shit and defecate all over your herpes-infested, dick-sucking lips, you troglodyte behemoth!!!"



I'M RUBBER, YOU'RE GLUE, WHAT YOU SAY BOUNCES OFF ME AND STICKS TO YOU!

*raspberries*

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

SEP 28, 2010 10:15 PM

DevilsReject said:

Psyche said:
"Oh my God, you're so fucking ugly you make me want to take a heaping, steaming shit and defecate all over your herpes-infested, dick-sucking lips, you troglodyte behemoth!!!"



I'M RUBBER, YOU'RE GLUE, WHAT YOU SAY BOUNCES OFF ME AND STICKS TO YOU!

*raspberries*



I know you are, but what am I?

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