NEWS: Plissken's Shit Booze Review: Earthquake High Gravity Lager

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You are a wild woman

I'd like that and some Cisco please.

The beer that made LaCrosse famous.

Who am I kidding, I;m from Wisconsin and even I don't really care about LaCrosse

bean said:

Peanut85 said:

SilverSurfer said:
Excellent beer review, of a not so excellent beer. I hope we get more of these. If I was on Facebook I would click the Like button, but I'm not, so I won't.

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I think he was saying he doesn't have a Facebook account.

You are correct sir!

But if you get a FB account you can "like" Hurricane Lager a sister of the reviewed beer, I had one the other night.
It didn't taste like corn siding but more like skunky beer with a hint of Kerosene.
It only had an 8.1% alcohol content too so a bit weaker than Earthquake.

I hear this beer is good way to clean out your system.

Shit booze marketing slogan: "Marginally less poisonous than bleach!"

hahahaha corn siding

I have always been mordibly curious about both of these things but I don't think you can get them in Canada. At least I've never seen them.

And, for terrible reasons, I have looked.

FreakPirate said:

Thistle said:

Cash said:

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For when you need to forget reality even exists, much less what your own role in it is.

I have always been mordibly curious about both of these things but I don't think you can get them in Canada. At least I've never seen them.

And, for terrible reasons, I have looked.

You need to get your skinny ass to Portland. They sell the Dog AND the Train in the finest of convenience stores here, right next to the funnels.

MisterSatan said:

FreakPirate said:

Thistle said:

Cash said:

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For when you need to forget reality even exists, much less what your own role in it is.

I have always been mordibly curious about both of these things but I don't think you can get them in Canada. At least I've never seen them.

And, for terrible reasons, I have looked.

You need to get your skinny ass to Portland. They sell the Dog AND the Train in the finest of convenience stores here, right next to the funnels.

The only way to drink Night Train is paired with Swisher Sweets. And you're sitting next to a dumpster. It really brings out the character of the "wine."

i recently commented that someone 'smelled like Swisher Sweets'. the explanation needed after this comment made me completely regret making it in the first place.

It's just one of those things...