Yeah, no. Shenanigans. Fleshlight with fangs is a thing; the dildo is just a dildo.
What would be more appropriate? A stake?
Well, I don't know; I try my damndest to glimpse all I can every time Eric Northman is on screen, but despite my best efforts, I'm just not familiar with vampire cock. Excuse me.
There's just nothing vampirey about that dildo. What about it is vampirey? Can you only use it at night? Do you have to formally invite it in before you can put it to work? Does it react poorly to silver? What?
Lemonkid
Canada
May 2003
SEP 12, 2010 12:02 PM