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Muzencab

Federal Way, WA

November 2003

FEB 09, 2004 07:53 PM

Any one. Vampire, werewolf, Femori, Barbaroi, Jahovas witness, Swampthing; any kind what so ever. Any particular reason?

I would be a vampire like D(Vampire Hunter D), for the longjevity, and superspeed, not to mention the "gift". I do hate politics and beurocrasy though. A symbiote parasite would be kewl. Ass for the gift, the ability to read minds-simple, but think of how devistating it would be.

Maybe somekind of Wyrm tainted Vampire. The above said but the taint would allow me to be in sunlight. That and become a demon like on Princess Mononoke(?). Just a ball of hate and rage, but with the ability to revert whenever I please.

[Edited on Feb 10, 2004 by Muzencab]

yvoarioch

Monaco

December 2003

FEB 09, 2004 07:57 PM

A symbiote...

null

I'm lost

November 2002

FEB 09, 2004 07:59 PM

Fenrir. The giant wolf that all fear and who will devour the All-Father during Ragnarok.

NuKe

Indianapolis, IN

January 2004

FEB 09, 2004 08:00 PM

I AM a wolfman.

swoag

Mckees Rocks, PA

October 2002

FEB 09, 2004 08:01 PM

Werewolf...

Maybe I could get my one year stint as Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.

**geek**

RockZombie

Denver, CO

December 2003

FEB 09, 2004 08:03 PM

wow...i really read this thread wrong! for whatever reason i read it as "what kind of mother would you be?"

does michael jackson count as an answer? cause if he does i tsk tsk to anyone who would choose that! i suppose i would be vampire...trite, i know, but still intrigueing

DaGhost

USA

December 2003

FEB 09, 2004 08:03 PM

I go with Vampire.

OutlawTrick

USA

August 2003

FEB 09, 2004 08:04 PM

Im Dick Cheney

Cherie

Providence, RI

October 2002

FEB 09, 2004 08:05 PM

I'd be a scientologist.

handle

I'm lost

July 2003

FEB 09, 2004 08:05 PM

that or a sociology major.

[Edited on Feb 09, 2004 by handle]

Scopitone

Irvine, CA

OLD SKOOL

FEB 09, 2004 08:05 PM

or

MeeMee

Canada

November 2003

FEB 09, 2004 08:07 PM

i LOVE cookies....so i'm a cookie monster

Inkpool

Modesto, CA

February 2004

FEB 09, 2004 08:10 PM

The radioactive monster. Everything I touch turns to glass. Glowing and cancerous, admired and feared by all.

GravesForTheDays

Grand Rapids, MI

November 2003

FEB 09, 2004 08:13 PM

Uh, I would be a small woodland creature, all furry and with pointy teeth, and I would eat your garbage of course......

handle

I'm lost

July 2003

FEB 09, 2004 08:14 PM

gravesforthedays said:
Uh, I would be a small woodland creature, all furry and with pointy teeth, and I would eat your garbage of course......

MONSTER!!

decedent

Boston, MA

December 2003

FEB 09, 2004 08:15 PM

i'd be dante, half human, half demon.

[Edited on Feb 09, 2004 by bocuma]

hack

Canada

February 2003

FEB 09, 2004 08:15 PM

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

FEB 09, 2004 08:16 PM

Charlize Theron.

woofertweeter

Brooklyn, NY

February 2004

FEB 09, 2004 08:16 PM

Are you all crazy? ZOMBIE.

Vampire, otherwise.

bruiser_boy

Lewiston, ME

September 2003

FEB 09, 2004 08:16 PM

Some kind of Lovecraftian abomination.

cornelius

Tempe, AZ

OLD SKOOL

FEB 09, 2004 08:16 PM

does a giant robot count? if not a suicidal, cold calculated, 50 ft. killing machine, then i'd wanna be one of the inhumaniods.

-bobby, who wanted to be a vampire real bad in the 8th grade.

GravesForTheDays

Grand Rapids, MI

November 2003

FEB 09, 2004 08:18 PM

handle said:

gravesforthedays said:
Uh, I would be a small woodland creature, all furry and with pointy teeth, and I would eat your garbage of course......

MONSTER!!

Damn you! you exposed me!!!!!

teclo

Columbus, OH

November 2003

FEB 09, 2004 08:19 PM

gossamer, not the litle brat.
although children are equally as frightening.

Ghostdad

Pacifica, CA

January 2004

FEB 09, 2004 08:19 PM

I would want to be any monster involed in the "Monster Mash." Those cats must have been true party animals.

TANK_Ex_Mortis

Yellow Springs, OH

January 2004

FEB 09, 2004 08:21 PM

Duh. A tentacle monster.

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