cant sleep

Moved to San Francisco. Writes for like four different magazines. Hosted a show on MTV. Most successful internet comedian ever, etc.

Where the hell is Eric Wolpaw?

im astill up, i took a nunch of ambien, and im drinking capt morgan. my journal entry should place my mood and stuff, its kinda funny if you can read it

:::drools on selgf and falls over"::::::::;

someoone please kill me

Hell yeah, I'd love it if he started updating OMM again.

You guys are boring....I'm going to pass out in a durnk comazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I meant on the site. It was my understanding that he used to be fairly active on here or something. n00b, what?