Jesus=Bread and wine?

Does Jesus really taste like stale bread and wine? If so...what kind of bread and wine. What is the flavor you savor in your savior? I say Rye and Merlot. You make the call.

yes.

Never met him.

Actually more like salty styrofoam and Welch's grape juice. At least at the church I was rasied in.

He probably tastes like a sourdough, since he's had 2000 years to ferment.

If only I knew what that tasted like....

what i meant to say was "no you fool"


You eat bread and wine at communion cuz of the last supper...not because it is supposed to taste like jesus.

Read the bible sometime. How can you properly hate something if you don't even understand it?

catholics use a merlot thats been mulled with annis. i went to a catholic school for 9 years

I don't hate religion. I'm just ignorant.

i like your style.

It's still "the body of christ" and "the blood of christ"
You may not eat it because it's supposed to taste like him, but that is what it is supposed to be.
Go to church sometime. How can you properly love something if you don't even understand it?

I kid, I kid.

Most churches I've been to have had the decency to use sourdough rather than that wubby cracker shit.

Alas, my new Atkins lifestyle means I am no longer able to partake of the body of Christ.

Ugh...calm yourself. Who said anything about hate? And whip out that bible again,kiddo. "this is my body....This is my blood."
And I'm going with chianti and rosemary-olive oil myself. Mmmmm.

Jayzus is jjst alright with meeee

The lord certainly ain't a fan of that Atkins motherfucker. That's right old man, don't want to eat bread, huh? You're too good for the body of christ? Not too good for a little ice on your doorstep, are ya?

They don't call him a vengeful god for nothing.

I always felt it would be nice if they offered some sort of a hot cheese dip or garlic butter to dunk your wafer in.

hahahaha

The literal body of Christ would be Atkins friendly, wouldn't it? All meat?

You provide the corpses, I'll provide the devotion.

Saltines and grape juice make for a good snack. Thanks Jesus.

My perfect savior would taste like Twinkies and chocolate milk.

Low-Carb Jesus is a fine band name

I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my Low-Carb Jesus...

[Edited on Feb 08, 2004 by criticaloversite]

Garlic Bread and Chardonay