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waxangel

waxangel

Baltimore, MD
May 2003

FEB 06, 2004 03:09 AM

Alright, so I woke up with a fat lip, blood on my shirt, and my knuckles a little torn up. And I have NO IDEA how they all got that way. Damn martinis. Any thoughts?

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

FEB 06, 2004 03:13 AM

I think you snagged your lip on Z's new penis barb. That's how he tells it, anyway.

laylajane69

laylajane69

San Diego, CA
November 2003

FEB 06, 2004 03:23 AM

You got in a fight after too many martinis. How very "Swingers" of you.

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 06, 2004 03:25 AM



but i was very aware of it for a few minutes.

waxangel

waxangel

Baltimore, MD
May 2003

FEB 06, 2004 03:27 AM

Layla said:
You got in a fight after too many martinis. How very "Swingers" of you.



That was a low blow. But the fact that I made it home with my big bag of hair dye and other crap makes it even more gay.

Wren

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

FEB 06, 2004 03:46 AM

I used to work with a guy who came in one day after a night of drinking and had broken his ankle but couldn't remember how it had happened.

Crutches and everything. That dude was the biggest drunk I'd ever met.

TangledUpInBlue

TangledUpInBlue

New York, NY
February 2004

FEB 06, 2004 07:16 AM

waxangel said:
Alright, so I woke up with a fat lip, blood on my shirt, and my knuckles a little torn up. And I have NO IDEA how they all got that way. Damn martinis. Any thoughts?



Be happy at least your knuckles are torn, eans you got a shot or two in. Unless you skinned them falling down after running into a fist.

Blackguarding

Blackguarding

I'm lost
January 2004

FEB 06, 2004 01:13 PM

I have a pretty deep and painful cut inside my left ear from the other night. I can't imagine how I managed to get wounded there. Hurts like hell though.

pantsonfire

pantsonfire

Milwaukee, WI
March 2003

FEB 06, 2004 01:20 PM

my pal ryan threw himself through a window and ran down the street naked, tripping & falling, and rolling about 15 feet. this was after he ingested an entire bottle of johnny walker red. we carried him back to the house (bleeding & almost entirely scraped up) and put him in his bed where he passed out.

the next morning he had no idea what happened, he was like "why am i all scratched up??"

this isn't an injury, but while i was drunk this summer, i ate a jar of pickled herring and woke up, smelled my fishy digits, and came to the conclusion that i had sex that night. i thought this for three days, then i remembered eating the herring.

boo-yah! biggrin

scatmonkey

scatmonkey

Canada
January 2004

FEB 06, 2004 01:25 PM

Years ago my buddy fell down both sets of stairs at this club called the Warehouse. Fell down the first flight of stairs, stood straight up and careened backwards down the second set. He stood up and walked away.

The next morning he called me up and asked it he was in a fight the night before because: "dude, I look like someone opened up a can of ass on my face".

obd

obd

Venice, CA
June 2003

FEB 06, 2004 01:47 PM

At least you stayed away from the window. You could have been this guy.

[Edited on Feb 06, 2004 by obd]

luckyride

luckyride

Portland, OR
May 2003

FEB 06, 2004 03:21 PM

R.B.I's - Random beer injuries...man those are tons of fun...

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

FEB 06, 2004 04:11 PM

pantsonfire said:
my pal ryan threw himself through a window and ran down the street naked, tripping & falling, and rolling about 15 feet. this was after he ingested an entire bottle of johnny walker red. we carried him back to the house (bleeding & almost entirely scraped up) and put him in his bed where he passed out.

the next morning he had no idea what happened, he was like "why am i all scratched up??"

this isn't an injury, but while i was drunk this summer, i ate a jar of pickled herring and woke up, smelled my fishy digits, and came to the conclusion that i had sex that night. i thought this for three days, then i remembered eating the herring.

boo-yah! biggrin



UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

FEB 06, 2004 04:19 PM

Clara said:
I think you snagged your lip on Z's new penis barb. That's how he tells it, anyway.



Whoa! How did I miss this? Good explanation though. I must have been drunk too.

CriticalOverSite

criticaloversite

New Baltimore, MI
January 2004

FEB 06, 2004 04:25 PM

RockinRicky

RockinRicky

Denver, CO
July 2003

FEB 06, 2004 04:40 PM



I wasn't aware of it untill my buddy Jay peeled me off the sidewalk.

mothra

mothra

Tempe, AZ
OLD SKOOL

FEB 06, 2004 05:05 PM

I've broken my fingers, my nose, and torn ligaments in my ankle while intoxicated and have no recollection of any of these thing happening. But I was told each injury was pretty funny for those who remember what happened.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

FEB 06, 2004 08:39 PM

I recall stumbling into a hotel bathroom only to slice the bottom of my foot , and not realize it until the puddle of blood became about a foot wide.

desidia

desidia

Reunion
September 2002

FEB 06, 2004 08:54 PM

I have a fantastic rug burn

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

FEB 06, 2004 09:22 PM

I pretty regularly find bruises that have no explanation. No alcohol needed, though.

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

FEB 06, 2004 09:25 PM

unravled said:
I pretty regularly find bruises that have no explanation. No alcohol needed, though.



I think that's called Being A Housewife syndrome. Check your fingers for rings.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

FEB 06, 2004 11:28 PM

Waking up on your living room floor wrapped in only a duvet, your apartment completely flooded, and slightly covered in your own vomit, with only a dusty recollection of nights previous isn't really an "injury" is it? Well, only to your pride.

chrisnail_and_i

chrisnail_and_i

Victoria, BC
December 2003

FEB 06, 2004 11:56 PM

Waking up wearing only boxers that aren't mine, between 2 guys I don't know, in a room that does not look familiar. eeek I suddenly became very aware of my rectum, and was trying to assess whether or not my anal virginity was still intact. I think that qualifies as a near miss on a potential injury (physical and mental).

chrisnail_and_i

chrisnail_and_i

Victoria, BC
December 2003

FEB 07, 2004 12:03 AM

I have a 2 large scars on the back of my left hand that resulted from an evening of far too much achohol for me. I was at a highschool party with many friends but nobody knew how this happened, I certainly don't.

Seth0067

Seth0067

Glendale, CA
August 2002

FEB 07, 2004 12:11 AM

Ah once broke my nose after one whiskey/cocaine fueled evening back in my reckless 20s. I just woke up one morning and it was all bloodied and smashed. No one knows how it got that way. It be all crooked now, see?



[Edited on Feb 07, 2004 by Seth0067]

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