what do you read while pooping?

LOTR or something by Andrew Carnage.

ah, another thread from Muzencab

Car and Driver or Stuff magazine.

In and out, baby. I'm not trying to read a novel in the bathroom. Don't you know it smells like shit in there?

No reading material in my bathroom. That's what the livingroom is for.

Let's see...I've got the IKEA catalog, a book by comedian Scott Long, The Onion's "Our Dumb Century", and a couple of newsletters.

Funniest thing I've ever seen in a bathroom? I have a friend who hauls garbage, and he has copies of "Solid Waste Management" in his shitter. Seriously!

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!

Nothing helps me drop a load like Brick.

I get my best reading done on the toilet. Sometimes I have to finish a magazine because my legs fall asleep and I physically can't get off the toilet. I usually have something like Backpacker, or the Economist in there. I used to have Readers Digest but I got sick of the formulaic "how I overcame (disease, famine, natural disaster, mean people) through my faith in Jesus" stories, the lame "I saw them on the internet 3 years ago" jokes, and the not so subtle right-wing tilt of the magazine.

Just thinking of it makes me feel the urge to learn more about this years newest tents, and how the ultralight craze is affecting the design and availability of trekking-pole setups.

he I've been known to catch up on my sleep on the pot!

Currently in the bathroom/library:

Road and Track
Grassroots Motorsports
Cycle World
Motorcycle Consumer News
New Yorker

whatever is printed on the waistband of my underpants

Desidia,

Man or woman. I love you. Always. Not in a homo batty-boy way, but in a brotherly way. Unless null takes my leash off then we can talk. hahahahahahaha

Rolling Stone...because it deserves to be pooped on most of the time.

Fan.

You dont have to finish war and peace. just a page or two. damn.

Maxim magazine or a novel...I normally start books in the bathroom then about half way get so into them (into the book not the shit) I read them in bed til I am done.

deed you say rolling stone?

I used to have my Atari 2600 set up in the bathroom. It was rad.
I wish my current bathroom would fit a TV

I normally just ponder my fate.


and pray to the god of feaces.


I had to say that because I think the word feaces looks really funny

Various copies of Readers Digest that are hanging around the bathrooms

The bible. It seems strangely appropriate.
Also Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.
I also read Junky by Burroughs and Catcher in the Rye entirely on the throne.