Monty Python anyone?

"i want to have a baby" "you can't have a baby" "yes i can" "you haven't got a womb! where are you gonna keep it? in a box?"

"you can't expect to weild extreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."

"why is american beer like having sex in a canoe? because it fucking close to water"

"Now, I'm going to ask you this one last time. And if you say 'no' I am going to shoot you. Do you have any cheese at all in this shop?"

"No."

~shot~

i need to get more python than just holy grail....has anyone seen the boxset they sell at best buy of the flying circus stuff? is that worth getting?

Well I looked for a fucking quote to no avail, but the entire self defense against fresh fruit skit makes me puke with laughter.

And yes, thats a good thing.

Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

His name is Heritics blood AND he is into monty python?

I bet you have to bat them off with a stick!

This thread is entirely too silly!

I don't like Spam.

I have the box-set ... it is very good and i probably would have paid full price for it but thanks to a good friend i got it as a gift

hmmm i actually feel like watching it now

Would you like the 10 min. argument or the 15 min. argument?

I tell you, I've already paid!

Fleming..Fleming..Fleming Of The BDA
Fleming..Fleming..Fleming Of The BD,
Fleming Of The BD
Fleming Of The BDA a A

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the woods
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
(the next line I forgot)
Steals from the poor, give to the rich
Stupid Bitch

What?

HmmHm Hmm, HmmHm Hmm

"Dinsdale"

"It is but a wafffer thin"

"And now for something completely different"

"Look matey, this parot wouldn't vooom if you ran three-thousand volts though it. It's bleeding demised"

"It's just pining for the fjords"

"Bring out the holy hand grenade"

"Help Help, I'm being oppressed!"

"You've got two coconuts and your bangin' 'em together!"

"Sit on my faaaaaace and tell me that you looooove meeee!"

"They raped you?"
"Well....at first...."

Esattamente

and that milord is yhow we know the earth to be banana shaped

Brian "You are all individuals!"
Crowd "Yes! we are all individuals!"
Man "I'm not..."

oooh, we used to dream of living in a corridor......

xxxooo

"How can a 3 ounce sparrow carry a 1 pound coconut?"
"And then we jump out of the rabbit and pillage the castle"...
"wait, we jump out? of the rabbit?"
"yeah; oh"

"Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!"

"HE's not pinin'! He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"

I don't know what's sadder: The fact that I knew that entire Dead Parrot Sketch quote or the fact that I looked it up to make sure I was correct...

I've posted this before.. but whatever...

ALBATROSS!!!!!!!!

"She turned me into a newt!"

"A newt?"

"Well...i got better."