Rob Beaton is hung like a grape

And you know it's true.

red or green?

From a trellis?

A lot of small colored fruits on a long vine?

are his balls seedless?

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

I'm not sure....but he does love the sneaky pete.

???

and who is this Rob Beaton and why does Cash hold such strong feelings?

i live to serve

just make sure he keeps out of the produce section. I don't want to pop the wrong thing in my mouth on accident.


what? I steal grapes to snack on at the grocery store. like y'all don't.

he's just a friend of mine that I wantd to embarrass.

Do I really seem to have PMS, Clara?

mmmmm .... Claaaaaaara's browwwwwwwwnies ....

so I get no brownies?

I just wanted brownies.

would be funnier if he was hung like a pimple.

NUBBIN!

so........this is what happens when I get drunk and show my friends the site.

God bless you, sir.