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freckle

freckle

Seattle, WA
January 2003

JAN 31, 2004 03:48 AM

and it's no fun mad

Volkov

Volkov

San Antonio, TX
OLD SKOOL

JAN 31, 2004 03:57 AM

*blows softly in freckle's eye*

did that get it out. I hope so. cause I aint licking yer eyeball, weirdo.

tongue

sakita

sakita

Sweden
February 2003

JAN 31, 2004 04:17 AM

OUCH!

mattthegoon

mattthegoon

Virginia Beach, VA
July 2002

JAN 31, 2004 04:30 AM

poke it with a stick...
skull

williamj

williamj

Ooltewah, TN
June 2003

JAN 31, 2004 04:35 AM

wait until you get one trapped inbetween your eye and a contact lens. that is painful blackeyed

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

JAN 31, 2004 04:56 AM

i hate it when you get a zit in your nose.


that's awful

TANK_Ex_Mortis

TANK_Ex_Mortis

Yellow Springs, OH
January 2004

JAN 31, 2004 05:27 AM

What you need is my patent pending Retinal Eyelash Extractor.

geekgurl

geekgurl

Philadelphia, PA
June 2003

JAN 31, 2004 07:05 AM

Hopefully it's out by now. Otherwise that would really suck. kiss

Beastie_Boy

Beastie_Boy

Van Nuys, CA
January 2003

JAN 31, 2004 08:51 AM

I once had an eyelash that grew into my eyelid instead of out, and was rubbing against my eye. Most annoying feeling ever.

RockinRicky

RockinRicky

Denver, CO
July 2003

JAN 31, 2004 09:10 AM

Talk about a slow day on the boards.

freckle

freckle

Seattle, WA
January 2003

JAN 31, 2004 01:24 PM

RockinRicky said:
Talk about a slow day on the boards.



i always post dumb threads around 4am, because there is *nothing* else going on... get used to it

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

FEB 15, 2004 12:48 AM

so uh...how bout those gay marriages huh? aren't they sumthin?

how bout that VD huh? ain't that sumthin?

thatsa one spicy meataballa

MomoPirate58725

MomoPirate58725

I'm lost
September 2003

FEB 15, 2004 12:51 AM

I have one in my left eye...it's bugging me.

TANK_Ex_Mortis

TANK_Ex_Mortis

Yellow Springs, OH
January 2004

FEB 15, 2004 01:14 AM

MomoPirate said:
I have one in my left eye...it's bugging me.



A spicey meatball? surreal

thunderbolts

thunderbolts

Toronto, ON
February 2004

FEB 15, 2004 01:16 AM

have you ever let someone put their tounge on your eye?

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

FEB 15, 2004 01:26 AM

Thunderboltz said:
have you ever let someone put their tounge on your eye?



oh god WHY?!?!

no but I've taken my contact out of my mouth and put it in my eye before.

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

FEB 15, 2004 01:29 AM

I once licked crumbs off a man's face and it turned out to be unexpectedly hot. Then we did it.

tongue on face = sex provoking
tongue on eye = kind of Three Stooges-esque, but less funny

thunderbolts

thunderbolts

Toronto, ON
February 2004

FEB 15, 2004 01:43 AM

Koleeta said:

Thunderboltz said:
have you ever let someone put their tounge on your eye?



oh god WHY?!?!

no but I've taken my contact out of my mouth and put it in my eye before.



umm ...no reason ......*ahem*

desidia

desidia

Reunion
September 2002

FEB 15, 2004 01:47 AM

getting married is so gay

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

FEB 15, 2004 01:47 AM

Clara said:
I once licked crumbs off a man's face and it turned out to be unexpectedly hot. Then we did it.



*sticks crumbs to face and waits hopefully*

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

FEB 15, 2004 01:56 AM

TheFuckOffKid said:

Clara said:
I once licked crumbs off a man's face and it turned out to be unexpectedly hot. Then we did it.



*sticks crumbs to face and waits hopefully*



*walks in with hungry dog*

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

FEB 15, 2004 01:56 AM

odinsothereye said:
getting married is so gay



is this because of the whiskey?

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

FEB 15, 2004 08:56 AM

Then take it out.