WORST MOVIE EVER!!

The movie Bitch Slap is so bad, i bumped this thread.

Bitch Slap has merit.

The Fountain is the worst.

Manos: the hands of fate.

No competition.

Eh, Manos has kind of a wierd "So bad, it's good" vibe to it. By accident, they completely satirize the "theme music cues when somebody does something awesome" leitmotif. Torgo walks over, music stops, he picks up a suitcase, and then the theme music starts again when he walks back. Check it out:



I don't know about you, but I find that hysterical, and thus not the worst film I've ever seen.

A truly bad film must be one without any redeeming qualities: one that leaves me so utterly indifferent as to the outcome that I'd rather do pretty much anything else than see the conclusion. Only two films I've ever seen meet that description: House of the Dead and Alexander.

Ooh, and as a bonus, Raul Julia goes crazy, stratospheric over the top in Street Fighter:

Basically, anything directed by Bill Rebane.

Blair Witch Project
The last 10 minutes or so are pretty creepy, but for the most part i spent the whole running time wishing the characters would hurry up and die!

Jisatsu Sakuru

Worst movie i've paid to see was Indiana Jones 4.

The Karate Kid. Loved it as a kid, but re-watched it a week ago or so. Just terrible.

The Human Centipede. Fuck that movie. Not for it's so-edgy, grotesque, disturbing elements. It's just a piece of shit with no merit.

Sucker Punch

The social network.

Sucker Punch. My friends and I saw it at a dollar theater recently, we thought not having expectations and only spending four bucks would make it fun. The constant threat of rape spoils whatever fun there might have been, and even the imagination worlds got less and less interesting as the movie went. Also, what does Snyder have against brunettes? The blondes do all the fighting and then the brunettes die first.

The Dungeons & Dragons movies. Embarrassing.

I've always harbored a special place in the toilet for The Duel. I kept wanting the lead character to die and quickly. Unfortunately every time it comes on I'm transfixed like a deer in headlights, each time hoping for the ending to be different.

Thankskilling. God awful.

Also, How High and Zombie Strippers was bad too.

I actually liked Bitch Slap... once I realized that it was meant to be written and filmed the way it was. Kinda like a tribute to crappy movies, if that makes sense.

War,Inc. I was amazed that so many great comic talents could make such an amateurish film.

"the Room" 2003 Tommy Wiseau. It's horrible. A friend actually suggested it as a really fun, bad movie to watch...but it isn't.

Anything with Twilight or Harry potter in the tittle.

The EYE OF THE BEHOLDER w/ Ashley Judd .... she's still nice to look at BUT the movie, i thought, sucked.

duuuuude...The Room is awesome! especially if you watch it with friends. at least it is quotable and not easy to forget. you can´t say the same about most the ones suggested in this thread. :p