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Velvetone_Fusion

Velvetone_Fusion

Owings Mills, MD
November 2003

JAN 27, 2004 08:50 PM

My new favorite sport.....of course i didnt have a favorite sport before...but now I do! The evolution of man is given jet car to cruise in, thanks to the World Chess Boxing Organization
All my money on Flux... smile

[Edited on Jan 27, 2004 by Velvetone_Fusion]

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

JAN 27, 2004 08:51 PM

actually, i'm a pretty mediocre chess player. i think i'm too impatient for games of strategy. trivial pursuit boxing, however...

null

null

I'm lost
November 2002

JAN 27, 2004 08:53 PM

Flux said:
actually, i'm a pretty mediocre chess player. i think i'm too impatient for games of strategy. trivial pursuit boxing, however...


I'll take that challenge.

Genus Edition at dawn?

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

JAN 27, 2004 08:53 PM

null said:

Flux said:
actually, i'm a pretty mediocre chess player. i think i'm too impatient for games of strategy. trivial pursuit boxing, however...


I'll take that challenge.

Genus Edition at dawn?



you're on, buttercup!

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 27, 2004 08:54 PM

I will play both Fluxion AND null at Trivial Pursuit, go, chess and Jarts simultaneously, at the same time, even.

Velvetone_Fusion

Velvetone_Fusion

Owings Mills, MD
November 2003

JAN 27, 2004 08:58 PM

smile i could definitely get in on that trivial pursuit boxing action.

null

null

I'm lost
November 2002

JAN 27, 2004 08:58 PM

Flux said:

null said:

Flux said:
actually, i'm a pretty mediocre chess player. i think i'm too impatient for games of strategy. trivial pursuit boxing, however...


I'll take that challenge.

Genus Edition at dawn?



you're on, buttercup!


Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee
I'll trivialize and brutalize
Suckas that step to me

[Edited on Jan 27, 2004 by null]

Nimhly

Nimhly

Green Bay, WI
February 2003

JAN 27, 2004 09:00 PM

null said:


you're on, buttercup!


Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee
I'll trivialize and brutalize
Any sucka in the ring with me


your last line has too many syllables.
try "any sucka fightin me" or something.

Velvetone_Fusion

Velvetone_Fusion

Owings Mills, MD
November 2003

JAN 27, 2004 09:01 PM

google lies.
link fixed blush

null

null

I'm lost
November 2002

JAN 27, 2004 09:02 PM

MisterSatan said:
I will play both Fluxion AND null at Trivial Pursuit, go, chess and Jarts simultaneously, at the same time, even.


And get horribly wrecked at all of them. Then, you'll go home and cry into your cup of melted butter.

Zundapp1

Zundapp1

Seattle, WA
November 2003

JAN 27, 2004 09:04 PM

e4

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

JAN 27, 2004 09:04 PM

null said:

MisterSatan said:
I will play both Fluxion AND null at Trivial Pursuit, go, chess and Jarts simultaneously, at the same time, even.


And get horribly wrecked at all of them. Then, you'll go home and cry into your cup of melted butter.



...melted butter?!

boys, it's a DATE!

Velvetone_Fusion

Velvetone_Fusion

Owings Mills, MD
November 2003

JAN 27, 2004 09:07 PM

lukie2p said:
e4



you sunk my cruiser!
*slugs you*

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 27, 2004 09:07 PM

null said:

MisterSatan said:
I will play both Fluxion AND null at Trivial Pursuit, go, chess and Jarts simultaneously, at the same time, even.


And get horribly wrecked at all of them. Then, you'll go home and cry into your cup of melted butter.



Hey- you may win at the first three, but I will make you my Jarts bitch- if only by jabbing one into your butthole the first chance I get.

null

null

I'm lost
November 2002

JAN 27, 2004 09:08 PM

Flux said:

null said:

MisterSatan said:
I will play both Fluxion AND null at Trivial Pursuit, go, chess and Jarts simultaneously, at the same time, even.


And get horribly wrecked at all of them. Then, you'll go home and cry into your cup of melted butter.



...melted butter?!

boys, it's a DATE!


/me does the happy default-white-guy dance and waves his hands in the air as if there were no repercussions

null

null

I'm lost
November 2002

JAN 27, 2004 09:09 PM

MisterSatan said:

null said:

MisterSatan said:
I will play both Fluxion AND null at Trivial Pursuit, go, chess and Jarts simultaneously, at the same time, even.


And get horribly wrecked at all of them. Then, you'll go home and cry into your cup of melted butter.



Hey- you may win at the first three, but I will make you my Jarts bitch- if only by jabbing one into your butthole the first chance I get.


I can't believe you just threatened to jab me in the butthole.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 27, 2004 09:10 PM

Believe it, buttercheeks.

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

JAN 27, 2004 09:11 PM

wait...

trivial pursuit.
boxing.
butter.
men jabbing one another in the butthole.

i think it's Christmas.

null

null

I'm lost
November 2002

JAN 27, 2004 09:11 PM

Now you're equating me with your favorite comfort food.

Let me spell it out: I'M NOT GAY.

[Edited on Jan 27, 2004 by null]

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 27, 2004 09:12 PM

Dude, it's not Christmas until we meet a gentle hobo and his magical talking dog. What do they teach you in that egghead college, anyway? Sheesh!

Oh, and null- you're not? Then I guess jabbing you in the butthole with a Jart would just be anal rape, wouldn't it?

[Edited on Jan 27, 2004 by MisterSatan]

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JAN 27, 2004 09:15 PM

I'd like to try out for gentle hobo with a fetish for people who can beat me at Trivial Pursuit please.

null

null

I'm lost
November 2002

JAN 27, 2004 09:15 PM

Would said magical dog sound like Steven Wright? Because that shit'd be dope.

You're gonna wish for anal rape when I cram that Jart up your peehole.

[Edited on Jan 27, 2004 by null]

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 27, 2004 09:17 PM

null said:
Would said magical dog sound like Steven Wright? Because that shit'd be dope.



Agreed- he'd walk around smoking a cigarette and teaching kids the true meaning of Christmas by going, "I read the entire dictionary- turns out the zebra did it."

null

null

I'm lost
November 2002

JAN 27, 2004 09:19 PM

And then we'd all descend into the cave, sacrifice a bull to Mithras, and have drunken fornications in the spilt blood.

Right?

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 27, 2004 09:20 PM

Wow, dude... you're on your own on that one. eeek

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