Movies so bad they made you want to leave the theatre

For me, I thought "The Happening" was one of the worst films I have ever seen. I wanted to leave and get my $10 back, but I ended up sitting through it. It's bad. Sooooo bad.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Yes, I did go in expecting something bad. But it was supposed to be the standard tits and explosion Michael Bay sort of bad; what I got was so, so much worse.

Legion - laughable plot, boring talky middle part, bull shit ending, seeing a child get his thumbs cut off, 'We're Americans, we'll take on the end of the world with a trunk full of guns', etc., etc. Seriously, that movie made my dick hurt.

Land of the Lost
Home Fries

I saw the preview for this, and as soon as the grandma went jumping around the ceiling, I started laughing. Definitely had no intentions of seeing that one.

It was as though they shot their script writers half-way through and brought in some 13 year olds. And with Zeta-jones, Neeson, Wilson, and Lili Taylor, it could have been good.

Also, AI. Given how fucking long it was. My girl at the time hated it too, but we each thought the other was interested, and we were SO disappointed when we realized we'd wasted all that time.

Over Christmas I went home and my parents insisted on family time, which consisted of taking me to go see "It's Complicated" So bad. What's worse is there was a group of 3-4 cackling hens in the back of the theater who laughed at every.little.thing.

I ended up cleaning out my purse.

Batman and Robin.....and I left.

This one was very stupid. It pretty much killed that franchise. Thank god for Batman Begins and the Dark Knight.

Van Helsing, I have a huge tolerance for bad movies, but this was incredible. How they can take a subject matter that lends it's self so well to being mindless but entertaining, and come up with something that unwatchable baffled me.

Transformers 2 upset me, I could go on for hours about this.

Knowing. I rented it and it was so bad I wanted to leave my own house.

My dad mentioned that movie more than once. He suggested it, but I've yet to watch it.

-TM

Running with Scissors


Closer

I try to avoid movies unless I know I'd enjoy them at least a little bit.

Alas, 9 years ago I went to see Freddy Got Fingered with some friends. That was the worst fucking experience I've ever had with a movie.

W.....Thought it was supposed to be a comedy. It was fail. I cant stand bush but for fucks sake at least make the movie interesting.

I've never walked out of a movie, or even wanted to. Then again I only ever go to a movie if it's something super awesome (so yeah, I rarely go to the movies).

Closest I came was the 2nd Transformers. But I had some popcorn to occupy me when the hour long action sequence was starting to bore me.

I fell asleep during Cursed.

I watched it at home, and we just turned it off in the middle.

Also:
"The Rage: Carrie 2" I don't remember anything about it except that it was crap.
"Mission: Impossible II" I watched it while skipping highschool and it's officially the only movie ever where I've fall asleep.

I know there are others. A lot of movies are disappointing, I wish there was a way you could preview them before wasting money on them in theaters...

-ReAct
"I give it nine thumbs down."

Walked out of the second Borat movie, whatever it's name was. I had already made up my mind to leave so I started checking out the rest of the people in the audience, not that there were that many there. My suspicions were confirmed when the teenage guys present were not laughing at SBC's antics any longer.

Star Trek: Nemesis. When they started singing the song from the HMS Pinafore to Data, that was too nerdy, even for me.

Just thought of another one:

Spider-man 3

Seriously? He turns emo and decides to randomly jazz dance? Seriously???

I stayed up for the midnight release, and was pretty excited, but the whole thing was a giant let down.

Love in The Time of Cholera.

Beautiful book. Horrible movie. My mother and I alternately exchanged bewildered and disgusted looks the entire time.

Open Range made me want to punch kittens.

I am kind of a Western fan, and a Robert Duvall fan. This took so fucking long to get to the action sequence, and then the action sequence was full of physics fail that it just utterly disappointed me.

I fell asleep in the theatre once.
The movie was off to a slow start and I'd just come off a double shift (the people I worked the second shift with were all going out so I figured why not)
I fell asleep during