Mistletoe

Has anyone actually been kissed until the mistletoe? Where did it happen?

I've always found this tradition somewhat baffling.

I wear a mistletoe belt every Christmas but I never get any action.

I never understood the mistletoe thing. Like Roethke said, it's a parasite.
I probably have kissed under the mistletoe though.

Yeah I know the origins of the mistletoe having some kind of role come from Baldur, but the whole kissing under it thing never made any sense to me. Usually it's hung at home or at work - who's jumping at the bit to kiss their family / co-workers?

right, wasn't it the only plant that could kill baldar, or somesuch norse god?
also, I've kissed under it.

I've never kissed under the mistletoe, but maybe because in Europe we're not that superstitious Just kidding.

when I worked at Trader Joes I made a hat with an extended rod that had a piece of that fake mistletoe attached to a string and I got lots of action from the customers. Other then that I haven't had any romantic experiences with it like you see in the movies.

That's pretty awesome.

I have kissed under the mistletoe. I need to find some that I can wear as a belt buckle for a Christmas party.

Oh hey, That Guy. What's up?

Mistletoe grows in abundance in the trees near my parent's home. One of my most romantic kisses ever was on a snowy, full moon night whilst taking a walk home from a Christmas party.

I apologize for the lack of snark. Apparently, I am human after all.

That's not awesome.