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lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

JAN 20, 2004 05:41 PM

I hate to be curious but I'm nosey.

10 bucks says it's an imbalance of 'healthy' bacteria

Lil_Tuffy

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

JAN 20, 2004 05:43 PM

Could someone please help me get this yogurt into my vag?

WaTed

WaTed

United Kingdom
September 2002

JAN 20, 2004 05:44 PM

Do you have a turkey baster handy?

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JAN 20, 2004 05:44 PM

I got here just in time.

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

JAN 20, 2004 05:44 PM

WaTed said:
Do you have a turkey baster handy?



I was thinking more like one of those cake decorator things.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

JAN 20, 2004 05:45 PM

wow. nice job with the tite of the thread, ass neck.

Lil_Tuffy

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

JAN 20, 2004 05:46 PM

Well, I've already got a sieve, so if one of you guys has a gym mat so I don't hurt my head this will just take a few minutes.

Scopitone

Scopitone

Irvine, CA
OLD SKOOL

JAN 20, 2004 05:46 PM

lil_tuffy said:
wow. nice job with the tite of the thread, ass neck.

Lil_Tuffy



Yeah, you got chubby fingers or somethin'? wink

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JAN 20, 2004 05:48 PM

I hear garlic helps, too.

WaTed

WaTed

United Kingdom
September 2002

JAN 20, 2004 05:48 PM

Keith said:

WaTed said:
Do you have a turkey baster handy?



I was thinking more like one of those cake decorator things.



That'd work but the things you stick on the end of the piping bag are usually a bit sharp around their edges. I'll stick with the turkey baster...if anyone owns up to having one... wink

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JAN 20, 2004 05:50 PM

Oh, I mean...this is a private matter and if you really wanted to know it would be more appropriate to ask her privately. Nosey fucker. wink

beledi

beledi

Love, SK
January 2003

JAN 20, 2004 05:55 PM

"the fingers you are typing with are too fat. please stay on the line to receive a special typing stick."

sorry, simpsons...

WaTed

WaTed

United Kingdom
September 2002

JAN 20, 2004 05:58 PM

sylvan said:
"the fingers you are typing with are too fat. please stay on the line to receive a special typing stick."

sorry, simpsons...



Wasn't it a 'dialing wand'?

Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

JAN 20, 2004 06:10 PM

WaTed said:

sylvan said:
"the fingers you are typing with are too fat. please stay on the line to receive a special typing stick."

sorry, simpsons...



Wasn't it a 'dialing wand'?



Yes. The whole quote is, "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm, now."

Dante0

Dante0

Sandusky, OH
September 2003

JAN 20, 2004 06:11 PM

WaTed said:
I'll stick with the turkey baster...if anyone owns up to having one... wink



I don't have one of my own, but I can gain access to one in mere moments. You gotta come and get it, though. wink

Michael_DeSade

Michael_DeSade

Seattle, WA
OLD SKOOL

JAN 20, 2004 06:11 PM

you people have way too much time on your hands
ARRR!!!

Merry

Merry

Saint John, NB
December 2002

JAN 20, 2004 06:14 PM

Gwendolyn said:

WaTed said:

sylvan said:
"the fingers you are typing with are too fat. please stay on the line to receive a special typing stick."

sorry, simpsons...



Wasn't it a 'dialing wand'?



Yes. The whole quote is, "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm, now."



I am so glad that others thought of that too, now I don't feel like such a geek for having the urge to correct sylvan. blush

Merry

Merry

Saint John, NB
December 2002

JAN 20, 2004 06:14 PM

Gwendolyn said:

WaTed said:

sylvan said:
"the fingers you are typing with are too fat. please stay on the line to receive a special typing stick."

sorry, simpsons...



Wasn't it a 'dialing wand'?



Yes. The whole quote is, "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm, now."



I am so glad that others thought of that too, now I don't feel like such a geek for having the urge to correct sylvan. blush

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

JAN 20, 2004 06:15 PM

If she's anything like me it's because she's been drinking too much beer... if you can believe it.

ayurvedium

ayurvedium

I'm lost
November 2003

JAN 20, 2004 06:15 PM

this has really put me off yoplait.

xxxooo

Velvetone_Fusion

Velvetone_Fusion

Owings Mills, MD
November 2003

JAN 20, 2004 06:19 PM

gives new meaning to "fruit on the bottom..."

[Edited on Jan 20, 2004 by Velvetone_Fusion]

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

JAN 20, 2004 06:20 PM

lil_tuffy said:
wow. nice job with the tite of the thread, ass neck.

Lil_Tuffy



I was totally going to chew you out for saying that.

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

JAN 20, 2004 06:21 PM

Al said:
If she's anything like me it's because she's been drinking too much beer... if you can believe it.



You're suppose to pour beer in your mouth.

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

JAN 20, 2004 06:26 PM

UnnecessaryZ said:

Al said:
If she's anything like me it's because she's been drinking too much beer... if you can believe it.



You're suppose to pour beer in your mouth.


Oh, crap, you're totally right. What have I been doing?

assmunch

Michael_DeSade

Michael_DeSade

Seattle, WA
OLD SKOOL

JAN 20, 2004 06:26 PM

UnnecessaryZ said:

Al said:
If she's anything like me it's because she's been drinking too much beer... if you can believe it.



You're suppose to pour beer in your mouth.



Al can pour beer wherever she wants.
ARRR!!!

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