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Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JAN 20, 2004 08:29 AM

Sarah Jessica Parker as Galadriel.

Calista fucking Flockhart as Eowyn.

Traumatron

United Kingdom

January 2003

JAN 20, 2004 08:33 AM

Uncognitive said:
Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot as Galadriel.

Jessica Alba as Arwen.

Benny Hill as Gandalf.

Bernie Mac as Gimli.

Marilyn Manson as Legolas.

Oh, this can go on for a long, long time.

most of those people aren't actors - i dont know bernie mac. and benny hill is dead! bless his heart.

stockula

Anchorage, AK

May 2003

JAN 20, 2004 08:35 AM

So damn funny It might be worth remaking just for that cast

Traumatron

United Kingdom

January 2003

JAN 20, 2004 08:36 AM

right, come on then:

Muppets Lord Of The Rings?!

GANDALF - Gonzo

blah blah

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY

May 2003

JAN 20, 2004 08:40 AM

Ice Cube as Aragorn.

Pamela Anderson as Arwen.

Mel Gibson as Frodo.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Sam.

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JAN 20, 2004 08:42 AM

*just lost will to live*

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JAN 20, 2004 08:43 AM

Miss Piggy as Galadriel

[Edited on Jan 20, 2004 by Nic]

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY

May 2003

JAN 20, 2004 08:43 AM

traumatron said:

Uncognitive said:
Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot as Galadriel.

Jessica Alba as Arwen.

Benny Hill as Gandalf.

Bernie Mac as Gimli.

Marilyn Manson as Legolas.

Oh, this can go on for a long, long time.

most of those people aren't actors - i dont know bernie mac. and benny hill is dead! bless his heart.

Yes, most of those people aren't actors...yet they've been cast in actual movies!.

I'd forgotten if Benny Hill was still alive. Maybe they could Forrest Gump old footage of him into the movie.

[Edited on Jan 20, 2004 by Uncognitive]

Anemotis

I'm lost

August 2002

JAN 20, 2004 08:43 AM

During the battle scenes in the last movie I was thinking: this would be so much better if it had Uma Thurman in it. I'd probably cast her as Aragorn.

I can't believe no one suggested Alyson Hannigan as Arwen yet.

Traumatron

United Kingdom

January 2003

JAN 20, 2004 08:48 AM

speaking of forrest gump - can we fit tom hanks in anywhere??

Aragorn? Saruman? Cuh-rist on a snowboard that would suck ass.

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY

May 2003

JAN 20, 2004 08:58 AM

traumatron said:
speaking of forrest gump - can we fit tom hanks in anywhere??

Aragorn? Saruman? Cuh-rist on a snowboard that would suck ass.

Tom Hanks as Aragorn would mean that Meg Ryan would have to play Arwen, just to recapture the romance magic of "You've Got Mail".

Hey, howabout Rodney Dangerfield as Gandalf?

Traumatron

United Kingdom

January 2003

JAN 20, 2004 09:04 AM

how about eddie izzard as gimli?

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY

May 2003

JAN 20, 2004 10:00 AM

Adam Sandler as Aragorn

David Spade as Legolas

Hello, my name is Uncognitive and I beat jokes into the ground.

catcher01

United Kingdom

November 2003

JAN 20, 2004 10:21 AM

FRODO - Kermit
SAM - Tom Hanks
MERRY - Statler
PIPPIN - Waldorf
ARAGORN - Hugh Grant
LEGOLAS - Gonzo
GIMLI - Fozzy
BOROMIR - Alan Rickman
GANDALF - Christopher Lambert
ELROND - Peter Falk
BILBO - Tony Curtis
SARUMAN - David 'The Goblin King' Bowie
GALADRIEL - Miss Piggy
ARWEN - Halle Berry
EOWYN - Linda Hamilton
GOLLUM/SMEAGOL - Animal

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

JAN 20, 2004 10:24 AM

Hermes said:
ARAGORN - Val Kilmer

Hey, Val Kilmer has proven ability to look awesome with long, stringy braids. Didn't you see Willow?

eribus13

Mc Minnville, TN

January 2003

JAN 20, 2004 11:02 AM

Awrighty, then. Here's my go at it.

FRODO - Matt Damon
SAM - Ben Affleck
MERRY - Gary Coleman
PIPPIN - Emmanuel Lewis
ARAGORN - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
LEGOLAS - Ray Park
GIMLI - Oliver Platt
BOROMIR - Rutger Hauer
GANDALF - Clint Eastwood
ELROND - Leonard Nemoy
BILBO - Danny DeVito
SARUMAN - Willem Dafoe
GALADRIEL - Demi Moore
ARWEN - Jennifer Garner
EOWYN - Nicole Kidman
GOLLUM/SMEAGOL - Jim Carrey

Dejajeva

Syracuse, IN

December 2003

JAN 20, 2004 11:17 AM

catcher01 said:
FRODO - Kermit
SAM - Tom Hanks
MERRY - Statler
PIPPIN - Waldorf
ARAGORN - Hugh Grant
LEGOLAS - Gonzo
GIMLI - Fozzy
BOROMIR - Alan Rickman
GANDALF - Christopher Lambert
ELROND - Peter Falk
BILBO - Tony Curtis
SARUMAN - David 'The Goblin King' Bowie
GALADRIEL - Miss Piggy
ARWEN - Halle Berry
EOWYN - Linda Hamilton
GOLLUM/SMEAGOL - Animal

I'd go watch ANY fucking movie with Hugh GRant AND Alan Rickman.

Woooowhoo.
*drool*

Dejajeva

Syracuse, IN

December 2003

JAN 20, 2004 11:18 AM

joshof13thfloor said:
Awrighty, then. Here's my go at it.

FRODO - Matt Damon
SAM - Ben Affleck
MERRY - Gary Coleman
PIPPIN - Emmanuel Lewis
ARAGORN - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
LEGOLAS - Ray Park
GIMLI - Oliver Platt
BOROMIR - Rutger Hauer
GANDALF - Clint Eastwood
ELROND - Leonard Nemoy
BILBO - Danny DeVito
SARUMAN - Willem Dafoe
GALADRIEL - Demi Moore
ARWEN - Jennifer Garner
EOWYN - Nicole Kidman
GOLLUM/SMEAGOL - Jim Carrey

I like this cast.

EvanX

Grand Rapids, MI

June 2003

JAN 20, 2004 11:21 AM

Heh, you guys are too funny....

Gravelord81

Richmond, KY

October 2003

JAN 20, 2004 11:26 AM

actualy, David Bowie was offered the part as Elrond but turned it down.

catcher01

United Kingdom

November 2003

JAN 20, 2004 11:30 AM

Dejajeva said:

catcher01 said:
FRODO - Kermit
SAM - Tom Hanks
MERRY - Statler
PIPPIN - Waldorf
ARAGORN - Hugh Grant
LEGOLAS - Gonzo
GIMLI - Fozzy
BOROMIR - Alan Rickman
GANDALF - Christopher Lambert
ELROND - Peter Falk
BILBO - Tony Curtis
SARUMAN - David 'The Goblin King' Bowie
GALADRIEL - Miss Piggy
ARWEN - Halle Berry
EOWYN - Linda Hamilton
GOLLUM/SMEAGOL - Animal

I'd go watch ANY fucking movie with Hugh GRant AND Alan Rickman.

Woooowhoo.
*drool*

Any film with Alan definetly. Has 'Love Actually' been released over there yet? It has both Alan and Hugh

heroes182

United Kingdom

June 2003

JAN 20, 2004 11:41 AM

Traumatron said: what about a prequal animated TV series featuring Gollum in the leading role entitled: 'dude, where's my precious?'

HAHAHA!!!!!!

which brings us inevitably to the next dire suggestion:

Frodo: Ashton Kutcher
Sam: Seann-William Scott
Gollum: Wilmer Valderrama (Fez from that 70s show)

F "We're at the gates of Mordor, dude!"
S "Sweet!"
G "Ay no..."
S "Dude... did you just fart?"
G " ...yees! is de Lembhas! dey are worse den a Taco Bell burrito!"

[Edited on Jan 20, 2004 by ZophielBoy]

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