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Ghostdad

Ghostdad

Pacifica, CA
January 2004

JAN 20, 2004 01:15 AM

I could never confuse diamonds with beer, unless I was a total whore and then diamonds would almost be as valuable as beer.

Phoebus

Phoebus

Italy
OLD SKOOL

JAN 20, 2004 01:32 AM

You want bad? Military TV in Korea allows for NO commercials. None. You would BEG for Tampax commercials, "not quite fresh" moments, and unsightly sore treatments if you had to deal with the mind-numbing, soul-crushing, "informative" breaks we get inbetween shows.

Two weeks ago, one of my friends actually broke down while we were watching a football game. It was because of the infomercials he had to suffer through for eight months. I've been here for just as long, and I have to leave the room.

We won't even get to see Super Bowl commercials.

For those of you who doubt me, I will be recording as many of these as possible. If you wish to explore a deeper layer of masochism, contact me after June. I'll send you a copy--you see if you can handle more than 10-15 minutes. I guarantee that many of you will be forced to dial up your congresspeople to ensure no tax money is EVER spent on this shit again.

Nixon

Nixon

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JAN 20, 2004 01:38 AM

I'm really scared by the tampax commercial where the girl plugs the hole in the boat. If you need that kind of absorbancy, please see a dcotor.

Mylf

mylf

Framingham, MA
April 2003

JAN 20, 2004 01:51 AM

VM said:
Oh, this is easy.

* Happy great looking couple blasting down the road in a happy vehichle *

Finally!

* Couple partying, girl obviously flirting with a dozen guys *

Relief from my horrible (Fatal Illness, STD, tramustic contagious problem)

And it's easy! (Once/twice/three times a day)

Begin the montage of FUN!!!!!! Parties! Millions of good looking women/guys all hitting on the protaginst of the second (Almost like they just got into hair growth formula.) Patries, dancing, rock climbing and dancing on the beach! Because their horrible problem is slightly less horrible!!!

* Disclaimer goes in the background: You can still kill or ruin the lives of everyone around you. Consult your doctor, as side effects may cause your head to explode and your genitals to fall off, before the bad ones begin. If you have (list of other horrible diseases), this may not be right for you *

Fade out on some random happy extreme activity.

---

That describes about, oh, a billion commercials out there right now.




DAMN these drive me INSANE!!!!

max_beta

max_beta

I'm lost
October 2003

JAN 20, 2004 01:58 AM

Worship Together.



Worst commerical ever. In all seriousness, worst music ever recorded. And they play the music in the commercial, right at the start. I'm considering contacting a lawyer and suing for emotional distress.

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

JAN 20, 2004 01:59 AM

I love when they show a commercial for a medicine that will help, say, heartburn, and then the list of possible side effects comes on:

Nausea, headache, sexual dysfunction, cramps, diarrhea, weight gain, dizziness, drowsiness, seizure, trouble breathing, your dog will explode, etc.

It cracks me up. biggrin

Nic

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JAN 20, 2004 03:17 AM

Sorcha said:
I love when they show a commercial for a medicine that will help, say, heartburn, and then the list of possible side effects comes on:

Nausea, headache, sexual dysfunction, cramps, diarrhea, weight gain, dizziness, drowsiness, seizure, trouble breathing, your dog will explode, etc.

It cracks me up. biggrin



Hahahahah they have to say that on the adverts?

I fucking hate care adverts. They use lots of cutting edge music and cinematic techniques, as well as powerful, abstract imagery... and all they achieve is to make me really, really angry.

magick

magick

I'm lost
January 2004

MAY 05, 2004 02:57 PM

Nixon said:
I'm really scared by the tampax commercial where the girl plugs the hole in the boat. If you need that kind of absorbancy, please see a dcotor.



that made me laugh so hard.
there's a new tampon commercial with some chicks that are stranded on an island i think, and they have these generic brand tampons, and they use them to spell out "SEND TAMPAX" on the sand. i really hate that one.
and i've always hated those commercials for philadelphia cream cheese with that woman who's supposed to be an angel, and she has that man-servant. she annoys me so much. surreal

pourn

pourn

Toronto, ON
February 2003

MAY 05, 2004 04:15 PM

i posted this in the downfall OF society group:

'hello, i hate all the molson canadian beer commercials. these stupid commercials are just fucking stupid. take for example, a molson canadian commercial, US astronaut is hitting a golf ball on the moon. all of a sudden, a puck comes flying and hits the US astronaut in the face, cracking his helmet, almost killing him. the culprit, a canadian astronaut. he was hitting a hockey puck and he 'accidently'' hits the US astronaut. and says 'ottawa i think we have a problem.' thats not funny. its fucking stupid, first, canada is so technologically impaired, we will probably never be able to have our own 'mission' to the moon. second, he could have died. thats not funny. 'oh look at that stupid american playing golf' what do they want us to think? 'take that americans?' us canadians play hockey and drink beer. argh.
what im basically saying is that a stupid beer commercial is a stupid way to garner patriotism.'

rottenart

rottenart

Norman, OK
February 2004

MAY 05, 2004 04:29 PM

Xixax said:

DiamondGeezer said:
"I love this man, I love him, I love him, I love him" - you know the one!



oh thanks, you had to remind me of that one



ditto

KlikKlak

KlikKlak

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

MAY 05, 2004 04:41 PM

ooooooooh

how about the commercial where to chicks are crouched down for a surprise party,
and right when they jump up and you look at the one girls ass,
they say: "unexpected wetness and odors" and i puke, because not only does a dirty maxi flash in my head, but i imagine the smell, and picture the wetness right there as i'm looking at her ass think about it naked............ bok

Sexdwarf

Sexdwarf

Hermosa Beach, CA
February 2003

MAY 05, 2004 04:52 PM

The best and worst is easily that 80's PSA I'm suuure everyone remembers .

Dad: [holding stash and stash box] Where'd you get this?! Where'd you learn this you this!?
Son: [making poor attempt at acting] You, I learned/got it from you!

If a kid stole their parents drugs in the 80's they weren't swiping a green drug. I love to hate it.

SpaceHeater

SpaceHeater

I'm lost
April 2003

MAY 05, 2004 05:01 PM

I hate the wireless plan one where James Earl Jones is dancing. It's just so creepy looking, cuz it's so obviously not his body. That one with the old dancing guy for Magic Mountain to 'the Venga Bus' song bugs too, pretty much for the same reasons (except I think that one is someone made up to look older) I guess old guys moving way too fast just creeps me out.

(Maybe that one is familiar only to people that live in southern California-so if you don't know what I'm talking about, be glad for that.)

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