the worst commercial ever

i just overheard this from the other room. it went:

'some things never change; your fingerprints, for instance, or your DNA. so why should your number change when you switch wireless carriers?'

the more you think about that statement the louder the ringing in your ears gets

See...now that's just not true. I'd love to be able to change my fingerprints. And my DNA... I couldn't care less about my wireless service. GIVE ME MY MUTATIONS!!

That infernal "ring around the collar" sing-song thing got on my NERVES back in the eighties.

Oh, this is easy.

* Happy great looking couple blasting down the road in a happy vehichle *

Finally!

* Couple partying, girl obviously flirting with a dozen guys *

Relief from my horrible (Fatal Illness, STD, tramustic contagious problem)

And it's easy! (Once/twice/three times a day)

Begin the montage of FUN!!!!!! Parties! Millions of good looking women/guys all hitting on the protaginst of the second (Almost like they just got into hair growth formula.) Patries, dancing, rock climbing and dancing on the beach! Because their horrible problem is slightly less horrible!!!

* Disclaimer goes in the background: You can still kill or ruin the lives of everyone around you. Consult your doctor, as side effects may cause your head to explode and your genitals to fall off, before the bad ones begin. If you have (list of other horrible diseases), this may not be right for you *

Fade out on some random happy extreme activity.

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That describes about, oh, a billion commercials out there right now.

Or the one with the riverdancing William Shatners. Seriously that gives me nightmares...

Thanks for the reminder. I can still see when I close my eyes.

I might have to put that one in for my vote.

Those William Shatner ones for All-bran or something simply terrified me more. Imagine for a moment. William Shatner has come over to YOUR home, and he's eating a lot of bran. *shudder*

i just saw this v8 commercial with a black guy tap dancing like nobody's business (i think it was savion glover from "bring in da noise, bring in da funk") all over the place in a laundromat. he eventually slides over to a chair and sits down, only to reveal that he's actually a small white woman drinking v8. "v8..drink it, feel it". i wanted to punch the tv.

how about those tampax tampon commercials? the ones where theyre showing a halftime show in a college game. then it shows the text "tampax was there"

WTF?

the stupid swiffer sweeper commercials
where they do a remake of whip it
and shes dancin around cleaning to it
im gettin annoyed writing this

Those stupid commercials wit ha girl and her mother walking along a beach...

"Do you ever have that not so fresh feeling?"

Im glad I havent seen one in years

ACK!

kill the kid... kill the kid...

Dan the Del Taco guy must die.



[Edited on Jan 20, 2004 by Beastie_Boy]

Carrot Top in the 1800 Collect commercials.

the Liberty Medical old guy commercial things.....we watch The Price Is Right on break everyday, and it's solid old people commercials.
those and the Sloman Shield commercials

The new Spam commercials. I want to strangle that annoying spokesman.

Fingerprints can change. If you get third degree burns on your hands, they transplant skin from other parts of your body. You can even get hairy palms that way.

Scientists have been working for decades trying to perfect the ability to change our DNA.

Forty years from now, this will sound *really* funny, when we are asking ourselves the question, "What species/gender do you want to be today?"

That fucking commercial that advertises those fucking modern religious songs cd!!! That shit has NO PLACE being aired on Cartoon Network!!!

what kid would actually say that

"caaaaaaaash caaaaaall, cha ching"

"I love this man, I love him, I love him, I love him" - you know the one!

The diamond one. Not to be confused with the brilliant "... I love you, man!" "You're not getting my Bud Light" one.

[Edited on Jan 20, 2004 by Jeff_Fries]