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Scuderiaferrari

Scuderiaferrari

Saint Petersburg, FL
January 2004

JAN 19, 2004 10:52 PM

i just overheard this from the other room. it went:

'some things never change; your fingerprints, for instance, or your DNA. so why should your number change when you switch wireless carriers?'

the more you think about that statement the louder the ringing in your ears gets

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JAN 19, 2004 10:54 PM

See...now that's just not true. I'd love to be able to change my fingerprints. And my DNA... I couldn't care less about my wireless service. GIVE ME MY MUTATIONS!!

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

JAN 19, 2004 10:56 PM

That infernal "ring around the collar" sing-song thing got on my NERVES back in the eighties.

throatneedle

throatneedle

Baltimore, MD
September 2002

JAN 19, 2004 10:58 PM

VM

VM

Los Angeles, CA
October 2003

JAN 19, 2004 11:00 PM

Oh, this is easy.

* Happy great looking couple blasting down the road in a happy vehichle *

Finally!

* Couple partying, girl obviously flirting with a dozen guys *

Relief from my horrible (Fatal Illness, STD, tramustic contagious problem)

And it's easy! (Once/twice/three times a day)

Begin the montage of FUN!!!!!! Parties! Millions of good looking women/guys all hitting on the protaginst of the second (Almost like they just got into hair growth formula.) Patries, dancing, rock climbing and dancing on the beach! Because their horrible problem is slightly less horrible!!!

* Disclaimer goes in the background: You can still kill or ruin the lives of everyone around you. Consult your doctor, as side effects may cause your head to explode and your genitals to fall off, before the bad ones begin. If you have (list of other horrible diseases), this may not be right for you *

Fade out on some random happy extreme activity.

---

That describes about, oh, a billion commercials out there right now.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JAN 19, 2004 11:02 PM

Or the one with the riverdancing William Shatners. Seriously that gives me nightmares...

RuneLateralus

RuneLateralus

Chicago, IL
December 2002

JAN 19, 2004 11:10 PM

FreakPirate said:
Or the one with the riverdancing William Shatners. Seriously that gives me nightmares...



Thanks for the reminder. I can still see when I close my eyes.

I might have to put that one in for my vote.

scatmonkey

scatmonkey

Canada
January 2004

JAN 19, 2004 11:13 PM

RuneLateralus said:

FreakPirate said:
Or the one with the riverdancing William Shatners. Seriously that gives me nightmares...



Thanks for the reminder. I can still see when I close my eyes.

I might have to put that one in for my vote.



Those William Shatner ones for All-bran or something simply terrified me more. Imagine for a moment. William Shatner has come over to YOUR home, and he's eating a lot of bran. *shudder*

decedent

decedent

Boston, MA
December 2003

JAN 19, 2004 11:20 PM

i just saw this v8 commercial with a black guy tap dancing like nobody's business (i think it was savion glover from "bring in da noise, bring in da funk") all over the place in a laundromat. he eventually slides over to a chair and sits down, only to reveal that he's actually a small white woman drinking v8. "v8..drink it, feel it". i wanted to punch the tv.

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

JAN 19, 2004 11:28 PM

how about those tampax tampon commercials? the ones where theyre showing a halftime show in a college game. then it shows the text "tampax was there"

WTF?

tangent

tangent

Canada
August 2003

JAN 19, 2004 11:40 PM

the stupid swiffer sweeper commercials
where they do a remake of whip it
and shes dancin around cleaning to it
im gettin annoyed writing this

Grrlhavoc

Grrlhavoc

Houston, TX
OLD SKOOL

JAN 19, 2004 11:45 PM

Those stupid commercials wit ha girl and her mother walking along a beach...

"Do you ever have that not so fresh feeling?"

Im glad I havent seen one in years

Tekky

Tekky

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JAN 19, 2004 11:45 PM

"...but Dad, you steal satellite signal."

friedbanana105

friedbanana105

Antarctica
November 2003

JAN 20, 2004 12:05 AM

Tekky said:
"...but Dad, you steal satellite signal."



ACK!

kill the kid... kill the kid...

Beastie_Boy

Beastie_Boy

Van Nuys, CA
January 2003

JAN 20, 2004 12:05 AM

Dan the Del Taco guy must die.



[Edited on Jan 20, 2004 by Beastie_Boy]

Elisabeth

Elisabeth

San Francisco, CA
December 2002

JAN 20, 2004 12:13 AM

Carrot Top in the 1800 Collect commercials.



mad puke mad

Velvetone_Fusion

Velvetone_Fusion

Owings Mills, MD
November 2003

JAN 20, 2004 12:15 AM

the Liberty Medical old guy commercial things.....we watch The Price Is Right on break everyday, and it's solid old people commercials.
those and the Sloman Shield commercials

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

JAN 20, 2004 12:16 AM

The new Spam commercials. I want to strangle that annoying spokesman.

kennyg

kennyg

Berkeley, CA
November 2003

JAN 20, 2004 12:27 AM

koenigsegg said:
'some things never change; your fingerprints, for instance, or your DNA. so why should your number change when you switch wireless carriers?'



Fingerprints can change. If you get third degree burns on your hands, they transplant skin from other parts of your body. You can even get hairy palms that way.

Scientists have been working for decades trying to perfect the ability to change our DNA.

Forty years from now, this will sound *really* funny, when we are asking ourselves the question, "What species/gender do you want to be today?"

yvoarioch

yvoarioch

Monaco
December 2003

JAN 20, 2004 12:28 AM

That fucking commercial that advertises those fucking modern religious songs cd!!! That shit has NO PLACE being aired on Cartoon Network!!! puke mad mad mad puke

tangent

tangent

Canada
August 2003

JAN 20, 2004 12:37 AM

Tekky said:
"...but Dad, you steal satellite signal."



what kid would actually say that

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

JAN 20, 2004 12:42 AM

SupremePizzaMan said:
how about those tampax tampon commercials? the ones where theyre showing a halftime show in a college game. then it shows the text "tampax was there"

WTF?


You'll notice the focus is on the cheerleaders. They're implying that you can do kicks and splits without your Tampax falling out in front of thousands of spectators. Very important.

CaffeineHeadache

CaffeineHeadache

Santa Ana, CA
October 2003

JAN 20, 2004 12:56 AM

"caaaaaaaash caaaaaall, cha ching"

Ghostdad

Ghostdad

Pacifica, CA
January 2004

JAN 20, 2004 12:56 AM

"I love this man, I love him, I love him, I love him" - you know the one!

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

JAN 20, 2004 01:04 AM

DiamondGeezer said:
"I love this man, I love him, I love him, I love him" - you know the one!



The diamond one. Not to be confused with the brilliant "... I love you, man!" "You're not getting my Bud Light" one.

[Edited on Jan 20, 2004 by Jeff_Fries]

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