O.K. . . . . I just went to see this. Not bad, actually. And I am sure there will be a sequel! Vampires, Werewolves, a love story . . . all in one film! I think half the girls in town, skipped school to see this! Its gonna be huge!
Goofy haired d00d: I love you! But I can't be with you...again.
Hot chick: But I love you!
*hot chick spends months being emo but all her friends stick by her since she's hot*
*toss in an hour of scenes with werewolves fixing motorcycles, swimming and running through the woods*
Goofy haired d00d: Yo, I'm horny so I came back. Let's fuck. Errrr, or make out. This movie is PG13, dammit.
*werewolf guy pops out of nowhere*
Werewolf guy: Wow I haven't done anything significant this whole movie. I know I told you guys at the end of the first movie if you were pissin' me off I'd kill ya, but we kinda spent all our time on those awesome scenes of us running through the woods. If you're all pissin' us off next movie we'll kill ya then, promise! I'm not lying!
Goofy haired d00d: lol you always say that
Werewolf guy: I'm serious this time! For real!
Goofy haired d00d: *shrugs* Hey hot chick, I promise not to leave you ever again. I know I've said that three times now and you always end up almost dead, but I mean it this time.
Hot chick: tee hee, your goofy hair is so mezmorizing!
O.K. O.K. . . . So here's the rest of the story . . . my other half told me she "needed" to see this movie . . . . guessing it could be good for my future . . . . I took one for the team!
corsair said:
O.K. O.K. . . . So here's the rest of the story . . . my other half told me she "needed" to see this movie . . . . guessing it could be good for my future . . . . I took one for the team!
But you just said:
corsair said:
O.K. . . . . I just went to see this. Not bad, actually. And I am sure there will be a sequel! Vampires, Werewolves, a love story . . . all in one film! I think half the girls in town, skipped school to see this! Its gonna be huge!
You should at least wait til page 2 to backpedal from admitting you have the tastes of a tween.
ps . . .Third biggest opening weekend in the history of movies. Guess there must be an awful lot of people who wanted to see it! Movies don't have to be great, to be very successful. It may not be art . . . . but then, neither was Jaws . . . . or Fast and furious . . . . or lots of other flicks I wish I had a piece of.
Sometimes . . . movies just serve a purpose, or fill a need, or come along at just the right time. Almost doesn't matter what some of us think . . . . even bad acting can make you rich. Like it or not!
Goofy haired d00d: I love you! But I can't be with you...again.
Hot chick: But I love you!
*hot chick spends months being emo but all her friends stick by her since she's hot*
*toss in an hour of scenes with werewolves fixing motorcycles, swimming and running through the woods*
Goofy haired d00d: Yo, I'm horny so I came back. Let's fuck. Errrr, or make out. This movie is PG13, dammit.
*werewolf guy pops out of nowhere*
Werewolf guy: Wow I haven't done anything significant this whole movie. I know I told you guys at the end of the first movie if you were pissin' me off I'd kill ya, but we kinda spent all our time on those awesome scenes of us running through the woods. If you're all pissin' us off next movie we'll kill ya then, promise! I'm not lying!
Goofy haired d00d: lol you always say that
Werewolf guy: I'm serious this time! For real!
Goofy haired d00d: *shrugs* Hey hot chick, I promise not to leave you ever again. I know I've said that three times now and you always end up almost dead, but I mean it this time.
Hot chick: tee hee, your goofy hair is so mezmorizing!
*movie ends*
If you went in expecting something more, you went to the wrong movie.
corsair said:
ps . . .Third biggest opening weekend in the history of movies. Guess there must be an awful lot of people who wanted to see it! Movies don't have to be great, to be very successful. It may not be art . . . . but then, neither was Jaws . . . . or Fast and furious . . . . or lots of other flicks I wish I had a piece of.
Sometimes . . . movies just serve a purpose, or fill a need, or come along at just the right time. Almost doesn't matter what some of us think . . . . even bad acting can make you rich. Like it or not!
corsair said:
ps . . .Third biggest opening weekend in the history of movies. Guess there must be an awful lot of people who wanted to see it! Movies don't have to be great, to be very successful. It may not be art . . . . but then, neither was Jaws . . . . or Fast and furious . . . . or lots of other flicks I wish I had a piece of.
Sometimes . . . movies just serve a purpose, or fill a need, or come along at just the right time. Almost doesn't matter what some of us think . . . . even bad acting can make you rich. Like it or not!
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BWAHAHAHAHA!
Come on, you have The Crow listed as your favorite movie.
corsair said:
ps . . .Third biggest opening weekend in the history of movies. Guess there must be an awful lot of people who wanted to see it! Movies don't have to be great, to be very successful. It may not be art . . . . but then, neither was Jaws . . . . or Fast and furious . . . . or lots of other flicks I wish I had a piece of.
Sometimes . . . movies just serve a purpose, or fill a need, or come along at just the right time. Almost doesn't matter what some of us think . . . . even bad acting can make you rich. Like it or not!
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BWAHAHAHAHA!
Come on, you have The Crow listed as your favorite movie.
Please note that there were four books in the series....unless Ms Myers decides to write another (shudders). I do hope that not too many brain cells have been killed whilst watching this crap.
The second you accept a movie with the premise of sparkling vampires who ~romantically~ stalk their underage girlfriends is the second I look at you sideways and wonder about your taste and/or brainpower.
However:
I wish that dude still went around talking about how he thinks Stephanie Meyer is crazy; that shit was hilarious.
corsair
USA
July 2004
NOV 20, 2009 04:35 PM