Service Industry Revenge

As a spinoff to the Stupid/Rude Customers threads, how about some stories of exacting sweet, sweet revenge on these jackasses?

NO SUB CLUB STICKERS FOR YOU!!!! That will teach em....

You are guys are going to turn this into a "Fast Food Nation" thread aren't you?

I think the thing that makes me nervous about these threads is you never know what someone's line is for deciding someone's "an asshole." Like, for example, I know if I were working at Burger King, or whatever, and I was having a shitty day, and someone asked me for extra ketchup, even if they were totally polite, I'd be off muttering under my breath. That's what scares me. Someone taking their bad day out on my food.

I would burn the back of their heads with my mind

Not bodily fluids this time but the connection is still there.

My friend, a barmaid was getting a lot of shit off of one of the customers, like sexual and sort of irritating comments as well as groping and the like that was going a bit far and making her very uncomfortable as well as embarrased in front of the other customers. To get her own back she started filling his pints of Guinness with powdered laxitive. The guy had quite a lot to drink it being a saturday night if I remember correctly. We didn't see him for a couple of weeks after that night, which was odd for someone who was a 'pint man' and a regular at the pub.

When he next appeared he had lost A LOT of weight.

[Edited on Jan 20, 2004 by Superliner]

sorry clara...but my teacher told me about his previous student who told him not to eat at the Wendy's drive thru cause he spit on everyone's burger.....and he liked him and wanted to give him fair warning....he doesn't even still live in the same state and I now refuse to go there....

my teacher asked him why and he told him that he just hates people in general...

while bartending...the assholes and the non tippers got the half shot shot glasses....while people who tipped got a free poor in a glass that equalled about 2 shots....my policy if you take care of me I take care of you....

Also non tipping regulars had to flag me down to get a drink...while tippers got prompt service where I walked up to them with a full bottle just as they were taking their last drink....

while bartending...the assholes and the non tippers got the half shot shot glasses....while people who tipped got a free poor in a glass that equalled about 2 shots....my policy if you take care of me I take care of you....

Also non tipping regulars had to flag me down to get a drink...while tippers got prompt service where I walked up to them with a full bottle just as they were taking their last drink....

I've never understood why people complain and are obnoxious to staff in fast food restaurants.

They must like the taste of other people's goo.

I worked as a waiter for a long time in some fairly decent restaurants. People can be unbelievably rude and miserable when they go out to eat, it's amazing.

If someone had really pissed me off I would often do the standard swap regular coffee for decaf - you'd be amazed at how much this bothers people.

I poured coffee into a woman's purse before (while I was standing in front of her table, I can't believe that no one saw it.)

Never spat in anything, that's pretty gross. But yeah, the amount of alcohol that someone got in a drink was always directly proportional to how nice they had been to me. Lots of $6 virgin mixed drinks for the jerks...