Druuuuuuuuuunk!

i'm druuuuunnnnnkk..

i think i'll punch my dick and jerk the wall!!!

or!
Punch the wall and then stick your dick it and hump it into the hole.

haha! i'm drruuuunnnnkkkk.

and ween kick so much assssss!!!!!

Dude, please. I live in the next apartment over.

Time for the "guilty confessions" corner. I was dead drunk and horny last week. When the bar had closed, I found my way into a porn store and jerked off to a flick in a dark booth.

When I woke up the next day and remembered what I'd done I felt
a- surprised
b- pathetic
c- disgusted

Then I bathed in chlorine.

Horny and not belligerent? That's my kind of drunk!