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joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN

January 2003

JAN 17, 2004 10:33 PM

dravenraine said:
Am I the only one who thinks this? It really does make sense. I am sorry but when I hear mad cow I think pissed off cows, and why wouldn't brown eggs come from boy chickens, how else would you be able to tell the difference between girl eggs and boy eggs. Now when my husband pointed out to me that "that chickens have 2 legs and not 3, I thought about it and that I do understand, cause I guess if they did have 3 legs, the 3rd one would be more like a kickstand....right?

Local man found dead slumped over desk in front of computer. At first authorities beleived he died of excessive masturbation but later concluded that it was in fact caused by lack of oxygen due to hilarious comments of an extremely blonde nature.

kel

USA

September 2003

JAN 17, 2004 10:35 PM

I haven't seen much of newly weds, but I think it's great how jessica and nick interact. There is very little angst between the two. I think that matters a shitload more then her being able to calculate prime numbers in her head.

The fact that they are sporting enough to put themselves out in the public domain this way says something about their character. It also says they are money grubbing exhibitionists, but hey... entertainment is their profession.

dravenraine

USA

November 2003

JAN 17, 2004 10:36 PM

StickMartin

United Kingdom

December 2003

JAN 17, 2004 10:36 PM

joshof13thfloor said:

dravenraine said:
Am I the only one who thinks this? It really does make sense. I am sorry but when I hear mad cow I think pissed off cows, and why wouldn't brown eggs come from boy chickens, how else would you be able to tell the difference between girl eggs and boy eggs. Now when my husband pointed out to me that "that chickens have 2 legs and not 3, I thought about it and that I do understand, cause I guess if they did have 3 legs, the 3rd one would be more like a kickstand....right?

Local man found dead slumped over desk in front of computer. At first authorities beleived he died of excessive masturbation but later concluded that it was in fact caused by lack of oxygen due to hilarious comments of an extremely blonde nature.

I think she has killed me too I can't breathe either.

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN

January 2003

JAN 17, 2004 10:49 PM

dravenraine said:

I'm sowwy. Still wuv me? Here...

Does this help the boo-boo?

dravenraine

USA

November 2003

JAN 17, 2004 10:50 PM

*wipes away tears*

dravenraine

USA

November 2003

JAN 17, 2004 10:53 PM

I know I am not that smart, and I am okay with that.

Pauillac

Canada

April 2003

JAN 17, 2004 10:55 PM

dravenraine said:
I know, its okay, I am use to it. The other night I learned that browns eggs don't come from boy chickens and white ones from girl chickens.

Boy chickens? Eggs from?

[Edited on Jan 17, 2004 by Pauillac]

Tadzi

Greeley, CO

April 2003

JAN 17, 2004 11:00 PM

dravenraine said:
Am I the only one who thinks this? It really does make sense. I am sorry but when I hear mad cow I think pissed off cows, and why wouldn't brown eggs come from boy chickens, how else would you be able to tell the difference between girl eggs and boy eggs. Now when my husband pointed out to me that "that chickens have 2 legs and not 3, I thought about it and that I do understand, cause I guess if they did have 3 legs, the 3rd one would be more like a kickstand....right?

i think im in love

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN

January 2003

JAN 17, 2004 11:01 PM

dravenraine said:
I know I am not that smart, and I am okay with that.

Nature has a way of balancing the scales.
Not that smart = Hotter then a four alarm fire.

Count yourself lucky, i got stiffed.

aperfectsonnet

Seattle, WA

November 2003

JAN 17, 2004 11:01 PM

That's great. We have our own Jessica Simpson right here.

That dumb or not, I think she's sexy. Jessica, that is.

Dejajeva

Syracuse, IN

December 2003

JAN 17, 2004 11:05 PM

I think she's great. She's natural and isn't afraid to laugh at herself.
I am so drunk.

Please point me to the first drunk thread.

Synnove

SUICIDEGIRL

New Brunswick, Canada

JAN 17, 2004 11:13 PM

she was doing it on purpose, during the whole beginning she was doing that to the cards. you didnt notice it any other time?

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

JAN 17, 2004 11:17 PM

I only saw that little bit ... I have ADD or something and kept changing the channel.

She must've done a hell of a reading because it semed very natural ...

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

JAN 17, 2004 11:23 PM

Eh ... what the hell ... we have a two page thread ...

GO EAGLES!!!

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

JAN 17, 2004 11:43 PM

dravenraine said:
I know I am not that smart, and I am okay with that.

The more I drink the funnier it is. You're so cute.

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA

September 2003

JAN 17, 2004 11:46 PM

i didnt watch it...i should have though...maybe?

shit...its not even on yet.

[Edited on Jan 17, 2004 by SupremePizzaMan]

Mike11

Titusville, FL

OLD SKOOL

JAN 18, 2004 02:01 AM

This thread is too funny.

YAWG

Victoria, BC

November 2003

JAN 18, 2004 08:25 AM

I was talking to a co-worker the other day about Jessica Simpson.He watches all the reality shows and I wanted to get his opinion about her.We both came to the conclusion that she can not be that dumb,it's just impossible.How could she have been allowed to sign a legally binding contract or remember how to breath?

oraaaaange

USA

July 2003

JAN 18, 2004 08:57 AM

I think it's really cute! I mean, sometimes she's whiny, and I'm not likely to be akin to whiny people. (It's because I am one, and I what qualities I hate in myself, I hate in others.) But I really like to watch that show. It makes me smile and that's their goal anyways, to entertain me.

I also like Rich Girls.

Scopitone

Irvine, CA

OLD SKOOL

JAN 18, 2004 09:58 PM

Anyone watch this last night? I was sick and stayed in...only to find that Jimmy Fallon now has the WORST hair on the planet. I'm hoping it's just some lame electro-clash mullet, his model girlfriend coerced him into doing. There is no other explanation

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