Jessica Simpson

I'm not sure if this is live or not, but Nick and Jessica are hosting SNL. At the very end of the first skit, Jessica - reading the cue cards - said, "We'll be right back applause!".

It seemed too natural to have been pre-planned ... or maybe I'm just gullible.

How dumb is she?

In her defense it could have been an honest mistake. So many people tell me I am as dumb as she is so I have to defend her. I can understand how she thought chicken of the sea was chicken, cause I thought mad cow disease was a bunch of pissed off cows that could kill us cause they were mad ( ya know, like killer bees) hey, it made sense to me.

There's no chicken in the sea. Birds on LAND, FISH in the sea.

What were these guys thinking? "We'll tell them it's chicken that lives in the sea."

she could be worse. A LOT WORSE.

I thnk she's GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRReat!!!!!!!

Awww... she makes me laugh.

Who cares, she's hot and that's all she is to me. the stupidity is entertaining and makes me waych her stupid mtv show.

I'm sick as hell and staying in tonight...guess I'll tune in.

whoa

Oh my god, do i ever love you. I laughed so damn hard when i read this that i almost died.

Ow, my cheeks hurt, ow.

yes crispy there is a santa

I feel out of my chair laughing while reading this, so don't worry I won't let any of the big bad and mean british cows kill you.

Are you making fun of me?

No sweetheart you seem to be taking care of that quite nicely all by your lonesome.

Clara's teh board hog111

I love her. Faked stupidity or not, its pure genius.

I know, its okay, I am use to it. The other night I learned that browns eggs don't come from boy chickens and white ones from girl chickens. Yes, I thought they were different. And when I also found out that chickens have two legs not three.

Hey, at least I am learning things.

No I would never dare to make fun of you. You are just making me laugh really hard. When I read the part about the cows I was drinking orange juice and i ended up shooting it all out of my nose.

I said that I might just be gullible, but did you see it?

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, you have got to stop! I can't get enough oxygen while i'm laughing this hard. I can't see the screen for the tears. Fuck me running, brown eggs equal boy chickens, oh fuck.

Teh sexay though111

Am I the only one who thinks this? It really does make sense. I am sorry but when I hear mad cow I think pissed off cows, and why wouldn't brown eggs come from boy chickens, how else would you be able to tell the difference between girl eggs and boy eggs. Now when my husband pointed out to me that "that chickens have 2 legs and not 3, I thought about it and that I do understand, cause I guess if they did have 3 legs, the 3rd one would be more like a kickstand....right?