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tofubot

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV
July 2002

JAN 17, 2004 11:53 AM

i was just thinking about how stupid my mother used to dress me in the 2nd grade, and i remember that she insisted that i wore suspenders all the time...

WHY?!

what the hell is the point of suspenders? why did people invent these god aweful things? i can understand them for like fishing waders and such, but for everyday pants? only dock workers in wifebeaters and slacks that smoke cigars should be wearing these, and even that's stretching it.

tofu "robot"

waxangel

waxangel

Baltimore, MD
May 2003

JAN 17, 2004 11:56 AM

Suspenders are HOT. Just look at Andre 3000. Your mama was way ahead of her time.

Ghostdad

Ghostdad

Pacifica, CA
January 2004

JAN 17, 2004 11:58 AM

Or this guy.



[Edited on Jan 17, 2004 by DiamondGeezer]

Siv

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

JAN 17, 2004 11:59 AM

i was made to wear rainbow suspenders for about a year in 4th grade. this aside, a classic pair of black suspenders over a white work-shirt makes my wee heart flutter and palpitate.

tofubot

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV
July 2002

JAN 17, 2004 12:03 PM

i'm sorry, i still don't understand the appeal of them...

i can just imagine the guy who invented them was all like "i'm gonna show that bastard down at the belt shop. i'll show them all, i'll make something that will make all the belts in the world obsolete!!!"

and thus suspenders where made, and catch on like wildfire it did not

tofu "robot"

catcher01

catcher01

United Kingdom
November 2003

JAN 17, 2004 12:04 PM

damn. i thought this was to be a kinky discussion of women's suspenders, not an integral part of a skinhead's uniform. damn you all for getting my pulse racing. i think i'll wander over here now...

waxangel

waxangel

Baltimore, MD
May 2003

JAN 17, 2004 12:05 PM

I have camo GI Joe suspenders. And plain black.

Scuderiaferrari

Scuderiaferrari

Saint Petersburg, FL
January 2004

JAN 17, 2004 12:06 PM

we dont call those 'suspenders', we call them 'garters'

Velvetone_Fusion

Velvetone_Fusion

Owings Mills, MD
November 2003

JAN 17, 2004 12:07 PM

what about every gay porn star, fireman, and NY cop on the beat?
and i could've sworn I've seen peter steele in bright green suspenders before

tofubot

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV
July 2002

JAN 17, 2004 12:14 PM

Velvetone_Fusion said:
what about every gay porn star, fireman, and NY cop on the beat?
and i could've sworn I've seen peter steele in bright green suspenders before



i saw the peter steele supenders... it's still not the cool

really, what is with those things?!

tofu "robot"

throatneedle

throatneedle

Baltimore, MD
September 2002

JAN 17, 2004 12:15 PM


"and while we're at it..whats the deal with Grape-nuts?
You open the box..no grapes..no nuts..what gives?!"

Dejajeva

Dejajeva

Syracuse, IN
December 2003

JAN 17, 2004 12:16 PM

Firemen.

*Drool*

Ghostdad

Ghostdad

Pacifica, CA
January 2004

JAN 17, 2004 12:17 PM

throatneedle said:

"and while we're at it..whats the deal with Grape-nuts?
You open the box..no grapes..no nuts..what gives?!"



I'm still laughing!

tofubot

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV
July 2002

JAN 17, 2004 12:21 PM

throatneedle said:

"and while we're at it..whats the deal with Grape-nuts?
You open the box..no grapes..no nuts..what gives?!"



i still call those "i can't believe it's not gravel"

tofu "robot"

sqook

sqook

I'm lost
September 2002

JAN 17, 2004 12:24 PM

I think the only point of suspenders is that you can snap the elastic against your chest with a loud *CRACK* whenever you need to emphasize a point you're making in an argument.

schoolgirl

schoolgirl

Christmas Island
May 2003

JAN 17, 2004 12:29 PM

I used to have kermit the frog suspenders. the kids in school used to pull them and snap them on my back. that fucking hurts!

MrSmead

MrSmead

Savannah, GA
February 2003

JAN 17, 2004 12:29 PM

i used to get detention in school for not wearing a belt (uniform)
i tried to point out that suspenders accomplished the pants-still-up task quite nicely, but to no avail

fuckers.
there's nothing rebellious about suspenders
unless you have suspenders and a gun


that'll show 'em............

tofubot

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV
July 2002

JAN 17, 2004 12:55 PM

suspenders and a gun... you mean like robert deniro in taxi driver?

tofu "robot"

freckle

freckle

Seattle, WA
January 2003

JAN 17, 2004 01:10 PM

Velvetone_Fusion

Velvetone_Fusion

Owings Mills, MD
November 2003

JAN 17, 2004 02:48 PM

What about Barbershop Quartets?

[Edited on Jan 17, 2004 by Velvetone_Fusion]

almostfamous

almostfamous

NEWSWIRE

United Kingdom

JAN 17, 2004 03:10 PM

heh these are called braces in the UK, suspenders are far more interesting over ere wink

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

JAN 17, 2004 03:12 PM

DiamondGeezer said:


My mom has a pair just like that. puke

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JAN 17, 2004 03:15 PM

faded said:
I think the only point of suspenders is that you can snap the elastic against your chest with a loud *CRACK* whenever you need to emphasize a point you're making in an argument.



And hook your thumbs through them.

But I have to agree, American suspenders ain't got nothin' on British suspenders.

American:



British:



[Edited on Jan 17, 2004 by unravled]

AnarchstsRPretty

AnarchstsRPretty

USA
January 2004

JAN 17, 2004 04:05 PM

i love braces......

boots&braces, especially on girls



love love

Velvetone_Fusion

Velvetone_Fusion

Owings Mills, MD
November 2003

JAN 17, 2004 05:52 PM

and Fridays employees???
....fine, I'll go now...

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