Goofy things you and friends do/ have done

Alright once back in high school, something got me and 3 friends to go down to the local 2nd hand stores buy cheap polyester shirts and bell bottoms, burn a mix cd of popular disco songs. That night we went crusing around town blaring disco music hanging out the windows yelling "Disco isn't dead! Disco Rules!" At evey red light we jumped out of the car and started disco dancing, we even went to a mall with a little boom box blaring "Stayin Alive" walking around, discoing random people. Some people hated us, more people loved it. It was good times. What have you and your friends done?

[Edited on Jan 16, 2004 by RomeoReject]

nice work

We dressed up in ball gowns and went ice skating, then we went to a parking lot and had a triple wedding ceremony where one friend married a vibrator, my sister married a shopping cart, and my ass married my friend's ass.

during the past few summer i've worked at a fishing resort on an island in northwestern ontario, and this past summer we had Halloween on July 31st, so all the staff dressed up.

i cut up a pair of jeans into REALLY short shorts, and put on a sleeveless t-shirt and wore a headband and talked like some sort of high-pitched german tourist and called myself "Funboy." the other people dressed up like an 80's music video chick, a gangsta, a 70's track coach, and a couple of Ghostbusters. we went to the lodge to do some trick-or-treating, but our boss took one look at us and told us to get the hell out.

some of my favorites.
1) in high school my best friend and I were up reaaaaaly late and we were all into Boroughsian cut-up theory so we started flipping between random channels to see what we could come up with...thebest was the Catholic channel/USA network flip that went *in sincere Southern voice* "You too can have a close, personal conversation with Jesus.." FLIP *husky lady voice* "For only $4.95 a minute! call NOW!"

2)in college same best friend and I and some others put together an absurdist protest on campus. We stayed up all night making signs that said things like "Viva Zapatos!" and "Recycle Bellybutton Lint" (complete with pictures), or "I am HERE" with a down pointing arrow, or "I came to this protest and all I got was this lousy sign" and then others that were just random...like a picture of a pair of scissors dripping blood on a sock. we made way more signs than we had people for....we showed up on campus grabbed some friends and friends of friends and began marching around the campus....eventually we got all the signs handed out and a following of about 60+ people...the highlight was marching through the central quad, the front half of the coulumn singing "Row Row Row your Boat" and the back half shouting/chanting "Hell NO! we won't ROW! Hell NO! We won't ROW!"
professors stopped thier classes to go out and see what was going. students were baffled and amused. it was a complete success.

we staged several other absurdist/ dadaist type events. like the stringing together of several THOUSAND rubber bands to make a long rope that we then put up from tree to tree all over campus. people just ducked under it or would pull it back and let it go to watch it shoot up into the trees.
also had a nice Tea Party on April Fool's day..just set up a large table in the main quad and brouht out a tea service and cakes and were dressed up in various odd costumes. good times. we wanted to spike the punch with hallucinagens but thought better of it....well atleast the punch in general circulation.

lots of other misadventures.

something i like to call the McPorno

me: yeah, i'd like a big cock

drivethru: excuse me?

me: a big mac, and a... uh.... a large order of spread thighs to go with that..

drivethru: a what?

me: a large order of french fries

drivethru: anything else...

me: hmmm... make sure to keep any dickholes off the big cock

drivethru: say that again?

me: any pickles... keep them off the big mac... while youre at it i'll have a large chocolate tit (milk) shake, and a hot nipple (apple) pie

drivethru: will that be it for you sir? (i'm assuming he's just going with it)

me: yeah my friend here loves cock, so give him a chicken sandwich, and that will be all

greg: *punches me*

me: ow goddammit

I applaud you. Great job.

we always thought it was fun to drive around topless...

That is like the greatest thing ever! I may one day have to totally rip off your idea!

The only thing like that I have ever done was when a friend and I (inspired by Mr Show) went to a Comedy Club and protested that they should let the comedians speak, then when we were eventually told to be quiet by security we protested that they should throw us out, which then happened. Not that funny, but it was to us at the time.

Is the house next to yours up for rent?

cause I'm thinking of moving to your town if this is the sort of thing that goes on.

i was living in london, england when i was in high school, but i went to an american school ... so we still had prom.
we were all dressed up, and riding about trafalgar square with all six of us in a limosine. now, limosines are thin on the roads about london, and we were stopped at a light in front of the national gallery when someone started banging on the window.
"yes" said my friend nick, rolling down the window.
"oi, ooo're you, then?" said the bloke on the other side.
i jumped in with "oh, we're the stars of the new Brady Bunch movie!" (which was being released that friday in the uk)
"ooo roight! can i get an autograph?" said the bloke.

we ended up giving out autographs to six or seven brits.
'twas hilarious.

yea...that would be donuts on the football field.

• Hot oil wrestling strippers in the Everglades


• Black powder potato gun


• Vehicle-mounted potato gun


• Oil torch + 2 pounds of powdered coffee creamer


• Pneumatic golf ball launcher


• Pellet gun "tag"


• Mountain road pickup truck death race with heavy projectile weapons


• Dragging lawn mowers and shopping carts down the freeway


• Fire sledding


• Sparkler bomb


• Beer-A-Hole Golf

one time my friends and i played ping pong in my backyard.

we're a crazy lot we are.

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I once fell asleep on the highway, coming back form a party/binge. Anyways, I won't bore you with the details of what I ingested or how long we had been up. Long story short: I had my car filled with sleeping friends and had a 5 hr drive ahead of me to get back into town. Thankfully they were all sleeping because they'd have killed me if so much as a single one of them had been up to witness my falling asleep. So basically, I wake up to find myself about to veer off the road, not to mention the fact that I was totally surprised to have been driving and was doing about 150km/h. It was the closest experience to death I have ever had and unfortunately, I couldn't share it with anyone at the time, which would have been nice because I almost soiled myself on the spot and could have used some comforting. Needless to say I don't do drugs anymore.

|---| thats how close we were to renting animal costumes, and running around town, Trigger Happy TV style.

[Edited on Jan 17, 2004 by Velvetone_Fusion]

HOLY SHIT! You aren't that far away from me! I'm moving to your neighborhood! Great stories everyone keep em coming!

This ones recent, this weekend, we all got drunk and traded clothes, guys for girls and girls for guys, it was great. I couldn't believe I fit into my friends pants, she's so tiny. And even great was they were incredibly comfortabe and it looked like I had a really nice ass.

1.my cousin and i went to a retirement home. me dressed up as the grim reaper, him dressed up as an angel. id walk by various people, point at them, then hed come running around the corner and cross check me into a wall, then wed fight on the ground. we managed to stay in there for about 20 minutes before security chased us off the property.

2. my cousins boss was an asshole. so we got a few other guys and took a few of those concrete blocks in parking lots (finding ones that werent attached was fun) and blocked his driveway overnight.

3. me and some friends did the same thing with the teacher parking lot in high school

4. setting up two guys who were dicks after a drunken night to think they had got it on. to my knowledge this joke is still going on 10 years later.

5. switched keith richards heroin with folgers crystals.

okay i made the last one up

[Edited on Jan 18, 2004 by tadzi]

The goofy shit me and my friends deal in usually involves some level of violence and pain. For instance, the latest incident involved a shipment of pellet guns that my friend was given for professional review. We shot the shit out of one another for the next three hours. The upside is that I discovered an aptitude for sniping that I didn't know I had previously.

Another time I agreed, perhaps to trustingly, to put on a chest plate that said friend had just made. He hit me in the chest with a sledgehammer the very next instant. Now whenever he says "hold this" or "try this on" I flinch.

one time (at band camp) me and my friend joey procured from wall mart at 3am the following:

a crowbar
trashbags
towels
and shotgun shells

with stern yet ghostly faces....

too much fun in the sothern states.

oh we used to play that game. i love fucking with the person at the register. i think our shining moment there was either buying a kilbasa and whipped cream or diapers and pornography

that's a good one