jesus fucking christ...

Paul Harvey called my hometown the murder capitol of the world.

nothing ever happens outside my window...except outside.

Bamboo is a rabid grower. It will take over your yard unless you get a panda to eat it.

Something positive: My daffodils are coming up!

all I can say is move out of DC...a lot of bad shit goes down there.

a positive storyhmm. I'll just give you the short version of the story in my journal. I took my daughter to fridays and she hated the mashed potatoes, so she took them out her mouth with her hand and smeared the used potatoes on some poor innocent waiter passing by. she's a baby. I can't get too mad at her. I tried to apologise to the waiter but her was gone. can't help but laugh with her.