fight club: the videogame

serious!!! i'd fucking give my left nut to see that shit if i hadn't already given it away.

they need to make a video game out of Come And Come Again. now that was a good porn. we need porn video games. yeah.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

the question is do u make and sell soap too

i always feared that this would happen... and feared even more that it'd be a fighting game...

all of my fears have come true.

i think the idea of making it kind of like GTA woulda been better, but then the game would have to be called project: mayhem, and even then the makers would probably get the idea all wrong.

and also... HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU HAVE EDWARD NORTON'S CHARACTER WHEN HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A NAME!!!! his name wasn't fucking jack (or joe for that matter)

but then again in project mayhem you have no name.

tofu ""

the more i think about it the more funny it becomes.

i hope it has jared leto's angelface character on there so I can pound his pretty face. and bob and his bitch tits

Wahahahaa. Well done

or like...you could choose to sex up that cancer patient or not.

this is the biggest piece of shit that i've ever seen

oh really...how about now?

i that leaves bile in my throat, they cant mash fight club into the same mediadriven mush, make it brainless and passe.

unlock levels and you get to be robert paulson .
i think a video gam losly based out of some aspects could be damn fine, but i know the moguls will piss it up, and give give us another half ass fightey

balls to it.

who's the chimp?

who's the chimp?

that is sooo not good. I want nothing to do with this game.

This game will make bank. There is nothing we can do. Unless...

We make a pact and destroy every copy that we can find. Bring large hole punchers and shatter every CD through the packaging. It could become a nation wide phenomena and trend.

We will fight Fight Club.

Tell no one.

And a few years later someone would turn it into an action game with all the subversive elements removed, where you would control a bunch of shirtless SG members running around hole punching CDs across the nation before time runs out.

It's a vicious cycle, isn't it?

True. But then we could get a piece of that sweet, sweet sell out money.