What's worse than...

She runs off with your boots, your dog and your pickup truck?

......I was drunk the day my momma.........got outta prison.

i have a friend who dumped her girlfriend for my best friend.
his name is Dahmer.
does that work?

yeah, nothing beats kissing your girlfriend and you both have the same vagina on your breath

i was once left for not just another woman or another guy... but for 2 women and 2 guys... all of which were friends of mine.

nothing beats having someone tear out your hert, but to end up in a 5 way relationship afterwards... it's like dating an orgy.

tofu ""

she doesn't leave you but talks about her ex's all the time

you know what's worse? drinking orange juice after you brush your teeth. that sucks more than anything.

walking in on her and said ugly man doing the nasty in YER BED?

on a side note i think if that ever happened to me there wouldnt be enough left of either person to send home in a ziplock bag

Catchin your nutsack in your zipper

Eating shit

Injections in the eyeball

spinal taps (not the band)

the ebola virus that dissolves your insides , makes you shit yourself out ,then you die by digesting yourself

*whistles monty pythons "always look on the bright side of life"*

oh really now?

answer me this magic man... how are you going to convert all of this matter into nothingness i ask you?

i'm sorry but all mass remains mass, even if you eat all of the remains it still comes back as a different form of matter... making your statement completely unfounded.

science: 1
friends: 0

you and yer damn dirty LOGIC!!!!!!

the square root of any 2 sides of an isoceles triangle is equal to the remaining side.

"that's a right triangle you moron"

DOH!