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MrSmead

MrSmead

Savannah, GA
February 2003

JAN 17, 2004 12:38 AM

She runs off with your boots, your dog and your pickup truck?

......I was drunk the day my momma.........got outta prison.

teclo

teclo

Columbus, OH
November 2003

JAN 17, 2004 11:00 AM

The_Distance said:
I don't know which is worse... Destro's or dAHMER's...



i have a friend who dumped her girlfriend for my best friend.
his name is Dahmer.
does that work?

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

JAN 17, 2004 11:08 AM

Destro said:
i got one worse
your girlfriend leaves you for the same girl you've been cheatin' on her with....


Talk about awkward...

tofubot

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV
July 2002

JAN 17, 2004 11:29 AM

Al said:
Destro said:
i got one worse
your girlfriend leaves you for the same girl you've been cheatin' on her with...

Talk about awkward...



yeah, nothing beats kissing your girlfriend and you both have the same vagina on your breath

i was once left for not just another woman or another guy... but for 2 women and 2 guys... all of which were friends of mine.

nothing beats having someone tear out your hert, but to end up in a 5 way relationship afterwards... it's like dating an orgy.

tofu "robot"

catcher01

catcher01

United Kingdom
November 2003

JAN 17, 2004 11:39 AM

she doesn't leave you but talks about her ex's all the time

schoolgirl

schoolgirl

Christmas Island
May 2003

JAN 17, 2004 12:35 PM

you know what's worse? drinking orange juice after you brush your teeth. that sucks more than anything.

Sasquatch012

Sasquatch012

Northfield, OH
October 2003

JAN 17, 2004 12:36 PM

walking in on her and said ugly man doing the nasty in YER BED?

on a side note i think if that ever happened to me there wouldnt be enough left of either person to send home in a ziplock bag

Thee_Tron

Thee_Tron

United Kingdom
December 2003

JAN 17, 2004 12:37 PM

Catchin your nutsack in your zipper

Eating shit

Injections in the eyeball

spinal taps (not the band)

the ebola virus that dissolves your insides , makes you shit yourself out ,then you die by digesting yourself

*whistles monty pythons "always look on the bright side of life"*

tofubot

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV
July 2002

JAN 17, 2004 12:58 PM

Sasquatch012 said:
walking in on her and said ugly man doing the nasty in YER BED?

on a side note i think if that ever happened to me there wouldnt be enough left of either person to send home in a ziplock bag



oh really now?

answer me this magic man... how are you going to convert all of this matter into nothingness i ask you?

i'm sorry but all mass remains mass, even if you eat all of the remains it still comes back as a different form of matter... making your statement completely unfounded.

science: 1
friends: 0

Sasquatch012

Sasquatch012

Northfield, OH
October 2003

JAN 17, 2004 01:00 PM

you and yer damn dirty LOGIC!!!!!!

tofubot

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV
July 2002

JAN 17, 2004 01:08 PM

Sasquatch012 said:
you and yer damn dirty LOGIC!!!!!!



the square root of any 2 sides of an isoceles triangle is equal to the remaining side.

"that's a right triangle you moron"

DOH!

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