What's worse than...

What's worse than your girlfriend leaving you for another guy?

Your girlfriend leaves you for another guy who is F'UGLY.

that's hittin you right where it hurts broskins

a tittie twister.

I had a friend once who lost his girl to another guy and when i asked him why he said she told him "Because hes got a bigger dick". Now that's some cold shit.

What's worse than your girlfriend leaving you for another, uglier dude?
Your girlfriend leaving you with warts.

Feel any better?

i got one worse
your girlfriend leaves you for the same girl you've been cheatin' on her with....

I don't know which is worse... Destro's or dAHMER's...

Castrate him with a pair of hot tongs. Then you can say that you're better looking and you have your balls.

You said that in such a way that suggests you'v edone it before...

I don't think that mines worse, but finding out my ex is fucking a girl 9 yrs younger than him really sucks.

every relationship thus far i've been dumped for the stupidest reason. i wasn't 21 at the time, i moved a couple hours away, "life isn't going quite right for me in san antonio, so i'm leaving you to go back to my ex-fiance in corpus"...i'm usually left behind wondering what the fuck just happened. the guy i lost my virginity to dumped me a week later b/c i didn't want to have sex enough... oh well.

I guess you're dating the wrong kind of guys.

your girlfriend insisting that you accompany her to chicago to be on the Jerry Springer show...

She could have left you for G.W Bush

That's not only worse it's Springer.

I'd rather get dumped for an ugly d00d than a better looking one. At least you can always tell yourself " at least he's an ugly d00d." I see my ex around town with her new guy. He isn't ugly, but he's kind of a dolt. It makes it easier than if he were Brad Pitt or something.

Your girlfriend leaves you for another ugly guy who refers to himself as a metrosexual.

for real... it still pisses me off.

hmm... your girlfriend leaves you for another guy who is smokin' hot and super rich, thereby making you horribly insecure and jealous?

I can't tell, it'd almost make more sense, or you'd have a reason to say "well she just left me because he's better looking and rich but I'm a better person" when you've got a great job and are super rich and good looking and she leaves you for a fat ugly guy who washes dishes at the Olive Garden and lives 7 hours away when you live 15 minutes away you're just horribly confused, and wonder if he's such a better person than you.

beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Just goes to show what girls have been telling me for years... it's all about personality. Feel better? Me neither. I'm obviously fucked. Figuratively.

She leaves you for your dad. Who's ugly.

She leaves you for a horse

The horse could have a better personality than you.

[Edited on Jan 17, 2004 by fuin]