A dancer was leaning into me and got her hair caught on one of my shirt buttons, she was caught quite close so I had to do the untagling. It took what seemed like forever because everyone's eyes were on us, wondering what was going on. She was totally cool about it but it was embarrassing.

Rocktopuss

Charlotte, NC

November 2003

JAN 16, 2004 04:35 PM

I won't mention names, but my friend got DECKED by the husband of a stripper who was unfortunately let in the club. My buddy didn't do a thing except get a lap dance. This HUGE guy gets up in his face and asks what the hell he thinks he's doing with his woman, and before anyone has time to react, he takes a swing and sends my friend flying one way, and his glasses the other.

AnarchstsRPretty

USA

January 2004

JAN 16, 2004 05:13 PM

i fell for a stripper once...

and she left me for her X-bf!!!

bloody slag!

Nixon

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JAN 16, 2004 05:38 PM

Ok, I think the girls get to do this too-

Rick's Cabaret, New Orleans
I was in a private booth with a customer doing a lapdance, when we started to hear the unmistakeable sounds of passion from the booth next door. I quit dancing and we sat for several minutes biting our tounges to keep from cracking up as the customer next to us was obviously getting more than a dance. This was a nice club, and each booth had a couch and a small table on which was a linen tablecloth and a little mood candle. The girl must have been under the table and cloth giving the guy a blowjob when something went very wrong. Next we know, she bolts out from under the table like a bat out of Hell, upsetting table and cloth and candle into a flaming mess on the floor, and her customer grabs his money and runs. I have no idea what exactly happened, but my valiant customer put out a sizeable fire with his suitjacket and got us both out safely.

chad1

Louisville, KY

January 2004

JAN 16, 2004 09:10 PM

I had been working a 65 hour week and went out for my brother-in-law's bachelor party and fell asleep and promptly got kicked out of the club.

desidia

Reunion

September 2002

JAN 17, 2004 03:27 AM

my 1st strip club experiance was tonight...

Shoegazey

Cleveland, OH

January 2004

JAN 17, 2004 04:19 AM

necrocide1039 said:
i generally dont like when the strippers try and talk to me... i go to strip clubs to unwind and relax, not necessarily to think subconsciously that i'm going to get laid by any of these women, and its their job to make you think that and then pay them lots of money for a lapdance... but anyway, i remember when one was trying to talk to me, she had an unbearable stench of cum rolling from her breath, like it had been encrusting in her throat all day long... i ended up buying her a drink just to make it go away but it didnt help, luckily one of my friends went and got a lapdance from her and then she gave him a bj and left me alone the rest of the night

That is the grosses thing I have ever heard.

tankboi

Portland, OR

March 2003

JAN 17, 2004 05:10 AM

Destro said- vag juice

dude they prefer to call it "twat slop"in that business

Necrocide

I'm lost

October 2003

JAN 17, 2004 06:07 AM

Shoegazey said:

That is the grosses thing I have ever heard.

it was the grossest thing i have ever smelled