What was your worst strip club experience?

I'm pretty sure most people have a story about a bad experience with a strip club trip... whether it be at the strip club, or on the way there or back. Here's mine:

A few friends and I decided to go to to a strip club one evening, and I asked my buddy Ryan where he wanted to go. "They opened a new Deja Vu in Detroit (pertaining to downtown detroit, not the suburbs). At the time, I lived in Detroit, so we decided to have some drinks at my place before leaving (it is a fully nude club, therefore, n oalcohol is served). Anyone who is familiar with Detroit knows that most of the city isn't very integrated, unless you live near the core downtown area or Wayne State University.
Anyway, we finally make it to the club and get inside. A girls comes to sit beside us, and I note that she is considerably less attractive than the other girls in the place. I try not to hold it against her, until the third sentence out of her mouth is "I'm rolling SO HARD right now." Now, drugs really aren't my thing, but even when they are, I just think it's a bummer to try to make a conversation out of "how fucked up you are" (especially when it's a one way conversation). Then she informs me that we were in an "all black bar," which I really didn't have a problem with. I think she just said it because it's not an area where a lot of caucasion dudes frequent.
To make an excessively long story short, no one who worked in the place liked this girl. She even fell off the stage at one point, and no one even ran over to see if she was okay. I felt bad about that, but what can you do?

getting kicked out for fucking the stripper, hey, it was her idea the bouncer must have been jealous or something.

My friends picked me up right after work to go to the club. I was wearing an AFI shirt because I didn't care if it got fucked up, but they wouldn't let me change. I didn't mind until one of the dancers who liked that band told the DJ to point me out and tell me how rad I was.

I'd have to say the time I ended up dating one of the girls I met. She was cute and definitely more intelligent than any of the other girls I had ever run across in a titty bar. We dated for a year ( on and off ). The downer was she was totally trapped in the job like every other stripper you'll ever meet. It was sad to see so much potential squandered. Totally ruined strip clubs for me too.

i got tanked, TANKED, LOADED before going to mons venus in tampa a couple of years ago. i cant remember anything that took place, but im told that i was giving out 20's like they were 1's at one point. my friends had to take my wallet away, which i didnt care for at all, so i caused a big scene and i took a swing at a security guard that was trying to drag me out. so basically, i didnt do anything to any of the girls and i didnt get arrested. thankfully

Best and worst : Tijuana!

Yeah, that happens to me all the time too - although its usually several strippers that demand I take care of them all at once, and they usually insist on paying me for it too...

my best friend got kicked out for falling asleep in a strip club.

Well, where's the dirt?!

That sounds like worst and best strip club experience all rolled into one.

The day I got hired to be a DJ......it's been all down hill from there

I can think of a few reasons why it might be terrible... but what are yours?

i was getting the worst lap dance of my life, but apparently the girl was enjoying it WAY more than i was, i got up and walked back out into the main part of the club, and under the blacklights you could see, the big smear of vag juice on my black pants. everybody thought it was from me jizzin in my drawers....

think about 35-40 women all cycling through mensus at roughly the same time. Add alcohol, a healthy dose of Divatude, and a stationary male target.

You getting the picture?

I went to a strip club with a bunch of friends once when we were really drunk. It was a pretty high class place in the city too, but it was early afternoon so no one else was in there. Well, my friend thought it would be brilliant for all of us to smoke cigars. He didn't count on the whiskey that he had been drinking and its interaction with the cigar. While he was getting a lap dance from this beautiful russian woman, smoking the cigar, he promptly vomited all over her.

The two of us stared on in disbelief as she screamed, ran away and the bouncers came and started pummeling him. We had to pull them off of him, pick our friend up and run out of the club. Needless to say, none of us is welcome there any more.

I had a deaf-mute stripper once. No lie.

yes, much clearer now! I couldn't see it from that angle.

What's keeping you there?

worst experience I've had?

Not going to one ever

Did the DJ put on Beethoven's 5th and tell her it was Aerosmith?

It's cool if you got money to burn... way cooler than throwing your money away at a casino. but if you're frugal, it's likely that you'll walk away feeling cheated.

I don't really have a bad strip club experience, but once in New Orleans I was walking past a strip club, and a two year old girl ran out of the place into traffic. So wrong!

I guess she just couldn't handle life as a dancer.

the first one I went to, here in DC, someone let off a stinkbomb.
the guy got on the taxi-cab dispatch mic, "THAT AIN'T NONE MY GIRRRS!"

Actually the worst was probably on tour, maybe in New Orleans...musta been tryout night cause everyone just looked BUMMED OUT!!!

i generally dont like when the strippers try and talk to me... i go to strip clubs to unwind and relax, not necessarily to think subconsciously that i'm going to get laid by any of these women, and its their job to make you think that and then pay them lots of money for a lapdance... but anyway, i remember when one was trying to talk to me, she had an unbearable stench of cum rolling from her breath, like it had been encrusting in her throat all day long... i ended up buying her a drink just to make it go away but it didnt help, luckily one of my friends went and got a lapdance from her and then she gave him a bj and left me alone the rest of the night