America? FUCK YEAH!

Prostate yourself before our mighty intellect!

FYI: If you didn't know that the first Lunar landing was reincarnated in Arizona somewhere, you suck.

I won't argue that we're a nation of Mensa members, and god knows education and intelligence are respectively underfunded and undervalued, but I think if someone were to randomly accost me on the street with a camera and start firing off questions, I might make a spectacular ass out of myself, too.

-ReAct
"'The Count of Monte Crisco' by Alexandre... Dumbass."

Rick Mercer, Canada's Steven Colbert, did a series of skits called "Talking to Americans" a couple of years back.

Oh those wacky Chaser boys.

Next thing you know they'll be dressing as Osama Bin Laden and driving into a restricted zone in a Canadian motorcade.



PS: Wildswan -- are you offering to "prostate" me?

Heh. Err. . . yeah. Sure Of course. But only after you ahh. . .prostrate yourself before me. Ahem.


Yeah. . . prostating begins at the border; we need to know how it's hangin'. We're very forward like that, as you well know.

You can envision yourself being so caught off guard that you could answer that a triangle has one side?

Interesting...for entertainment value, but I assume you'd find people like that in every country.

The best part is when he interviews then Governor Mike Huckabee who congratulates Canada on building it's national igloo government building.

Unfortunately...

-ReAct
"My phone number? Uh, hold on, I know this..."

Proof that Canada was behind 9/11!

We won 11 Nobel Prizes this year.

You'll find idiots EVERYWHERE. Sure, the average American is dumb, but the average citizen of ANY country is dumb.

By the way, I immediately thought Uganda when they said country that begins with a U. Don't know why.

Alphabetically it is the first "U" country.

I thought Uruguay.

The trap is I always then think of Homer Simpson saying it.

And here I feel so uniformed. I had no idea that the Mason's were pulling Bin Laden's strings. I'm going to have to have a talk with my grandfather about what his friends have been doing in their spare time.

Bwahahahaha!