Van Helsing

looks pretty sweet!!!

senseless action movie i'll go see it

woah, that looks awesome

*laughs hysterically*

well other then the fact that hollywood is once again ruining some of my favorite books i'll still go see it.

Anything to get Stephan Sommers enough money to make Deep Rising 2.

[Edited on Jan 16, 2004 by Braxiatel]

I like the Gambit coat...but that hat is ruining it for me. He should have stolen one from Clint Eastwood or Vampire Hunter D. Unless he's literally going for that "Pilgrim In A Strange Land" thing. Nerd.

Yeah, that movie's gonna rock! As long as they try to keep true to Van Helsing's character.

Oh, and they're making an animated direct to video prequel...before the real movie even comes out.

Agree! I loved the Underworld. Remember that is the first of three.
Then again, I also think Queen Of The Damned is one of the best vampire movies ever. So what do I know!?

I thought you were being a sycophant...then noticed that you think Queen of The Damned is "one of the best vampire movies ever". What is a BAD vampire film?

*I haven't seen Underworld...yet. I think the trailer showed the entire movie. Still, the thought of two more coming down the pipe is horrifying. A hell, a bad horror movie is still better than 5 buddy cop flicks.

Uh, no it's not. And I should know since I'm only three days away from retirement.

You're right. How could I be so wrong? Come, let us go out on patrol. Hey! Leave your kevlar vest, what's the worst that could happen on your last day?

Please, remind that hotheaded young rookie parter of yours that you're getting too old for this shit, otherwise he'll never learn.

Also, when you retire, take your super-smart police dog with you and open your own private investigatory firm. Thanks.

I'm your department chief, and I'm telling you I'm sick of your maverick rule-breaking! If it happens one more time, I'm taking your badge!

You're a loose cannon Scarano, and your thread jacking has got the commissioner breathing down my neck!

I think they started to suck after Sammy Hagar joined, but thats just me.

But chief, those vaguely European criminal terrorists with high toned British and/or German accents are moving their shipment of illegal blue jeans, microchips and Kreugerrands out to Russia, Colombia and New Zealand tonight!!!

They don't play by the rules, and I'm not going to let them get away with it, especially after what they did to Frankie!

(slams badge down on desk dramatically and storms out)

are the psuedo modern looking weapons really neccesary? this whole movie would be so much easier to swallow if he wasn't using some black and decker can opener flying blade things.

the monster is not named Frankenstein, dammit. that was the name of the mad scientist who created the monster. It's just refered to as "Frankenstein's Monster".

FOOL! His weapons man is...

Van Helsing.

Dracula.

They're not buddies, they're not partners, they're not friends.