Lovecraftian Lemons

Eh... I prefer the amateur stuff he did 38 or 39 million years ago.

I just had a Flash back of the origional Blob movie. It shall eat the world, one piece of produce at a time (guess that applies to the Blob and Cthulhu). Remember to vote Cthulhu for President in 2004.

Eeeek Pigfuckers!

ZING!!!

That looks like a discovery channel special. "mommy wear do lemons come from?" how amusing.

i love you.

Can I get a Dunwich Gin and tonic with a twist of lem'na'thep, the fruit which cannot be named.

It's a citric Rorschach test!!

I see ...

An incredibly diseased human heart:


A yellow hippo eating a huge lime:


A yellow elephant humping a green beachball:

the dunwich miska-tonic, right?

I bet that would be great with what ever that ecto-cooler stuff they injected people wiht in Reanimator. On the other hand, I worry that cutting open such a foul mutation of nature would drive one to madness.

[Edited on Jan 16, 2004 by irenzero]

YOu are fools to fear Cthulu. His evil is but a mote that iritates the eye of the Robot King! It is he you should truly fear! He, the king of the metal beasts, the electronic eye, whose gaze is undying and knowledge absolute! He who cannot be vinced by the works of man! to know his touch is to despair!

Can I be the Robot King?

I'd be good at that, I reckon.

ZAP! etc!

ACK! scary!

Those lemons look like they're hybridized with Fo Shou (Buddha's Hands), a Chinese citrus used in Chinese herbal medicine.