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Nixon

Nixon

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JAN 15, 2004 01:36 AM

...you ever find youself sitting down in the shower, eating a candy bar.

I'm just sayin.

RomeoReject

RomeoReject

Salem, OH
January 2004

JAN 15, 2004 01:37 AM

If you see a cockroach and say "you know I smoked your uncle once"

[Edited on Jan 15, 2004 by RomeoReject]

Scylla

Scylla

SUICIDEGIRL

Tuvalu

JAN 15, 2004 01:40 AM

You ALWAYS have candy in your pockets.

ALWAYS.

*pulls out a tootsie roll*

Nixon

Nixon

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JAN 15, 2004 01:43 AM

Scylla said:
You ALWAYS have candy in your pockets.

ALWAYS.

*pulls out a tootsie roll*



Gimme one of those, all I ever have in my pockets are empty wrappers and inexplicable notes to myself.

RatBugDave

RatBugDave

Toledo, OH
July 2003

JAN 15, 2004 01:47 AM

...you havent driven in a month cause you spent your insurance money on an ounce

DeadlyEye

DeadlyEye

Memphis, TN
December 2003

JAN 15, 2004 01:48 AM

Dude.

Scylla

Scylla

SUICIDEGIRL

Tuvalu

JAN 15, 2004 01:51 AM

Nixon said:

Scylla said:
You ALWAYS have candy in your pockets.

ALWAYS.

*pulls out a tootsie roll*



Gimme one of those, all I ever have in my pockets are empty wrappers and inexplicable notes to myself.



*Scylla walks by dish of candy*

"Hmmm. I think I need some."
*grabs candy*

"I think I'd better fill up my pockets with candy in case I want some for later."
*fills pockets*

*2 days later*
"HOLY SHIT! CANDY! HOW THE FUCK DID THAT GET IN THERE? SWEET!"

OddWobbler

OddWobbler

Oakland, CA
December 2003

JAN 15, 2004 02:01 AM

Nixon said:
...you ever find youself sitting down in the shower, eating a candy bar.

I'm just sayin.



Not in the shower, but I have been spotted sitting on the kitchen floor in Spongebob slippers and a bathrobe chowin' down on who knows what... Fuck if I know, I don't remember any of it.

Nic

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JAN 15, 2004 02:03 AM

If you find notepads full of incompreensible gibberish liying around after a heavy night.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

JAN 15, 2004 02:03 AM

I keep an eternabowl of chocolate in my fridge ... Mini Reese's Cups, Nestle Crunches, Hershey Kisses, etc ...

It has only been empty twice, ever ...
If you're keeping score at home, Reese's and Rolos go the quickest.

ClicheGuevara

ClicheGuevara

Toronto, ON
September 2003

JAN 15, 2004 02:11 AM

...if your upstairs roommate finds 250 pieces of his brand new lined paper, strewn perfectly around his house with messages written on them by you. Messages that include:
"Don't eat me, I'm not food" (in the microwave)
"I can see you... and I don't even have eyes, scary.. isn't it?" (on his pillow)
"I'm watching you pee on me" (on his toilet seat)
"This note was brought to you by.. .... ..Pea ... Tear ... Griffin. Yeah, Peatear Griffin..." (taped to his Family Guy DVD's)
...and it continued on like that. It was the funniest thing I ever did

Lamia1

Lamia1

I'm lost
October 2003

JAN 15, 2004 02:19 AM


...you live in portland.

leavemehere

leavemehere

San Diego, CA
December 2002

JAN 15, 2004 02:23 AM

AcidBather said:
...if your upstairs roommate finds 250 pieces of his brand new lined paper, strewn perfectly around his house with messages written on them by you. Messages that include:
"Don't eat me, I'm not food" (in the microwave)
"I can see you... and I don't even have eyes, scary.. isn't it?" (on his pillow)
"I'm watching you pee on me" (on his toilet seat)
"This note was brought to you by.. .... ..Pea ... Tear ... Griffin. Yeah, Peatear Griffin..." (taped to his Family Guy DVD's)
...and it continued on like that. It was the funniest thing I ever did



You sir are my hero... that rules!

Fu

Fu

Los Angeles, CA
November 2003

JAN 15, 2004 02:24 AM

If ... you buy the 4 pound bucket of Red Vines like me surreal

Sprsonic

sprsonic

Ventura, CA
August 2002

JAN 15, 2004 02:30 AM

if you wake up in the kitchen with you head in the Refrigerator and a tube of toothpaste in your hand.

ClicheGuevara

ClicheGuevara

Toronto, ON
September 2003

JAN 15, 2004 02:33 AM

leavemehere said:You sir are my hero... that rules!



Haha. I get tons of crazy/stupid ideas like that when I'm stoned... and once the idea gets into my head... I will stop for nothing until I finish. Seriously... he was so creeped out by it, especially since he came home drunk. And he was still finding pieces of paper in random places up to a week later.

However, he wasn't too happy that I wasted that much of his paper.. hahaha.

ElleBelle

ElleBelle

Portland, OR
August 2003

JAN 15, 2004 02:39 AM

evlweebl said:

Nixon said:
...you ever find youself sitting down in the shower, eating a candy bar.

I'm just sayin.



Not in the shower, but I have been spotted sitting on the kitchen floor in Spongebob slippers and a bathrobe chowin' down on who knows what... Fuck if I know, I don't remember any of it.



Was it marachino cherries? Straight from the jar? Coulda been.

Thee_Tron

Thee_Tron

United Kingdom
December 2003

JAN 15, 2004 02:41 AM

- if you smoke weed ontop of your friends garage listening to "Jerusalem" by Sleep at full volume in the early hours of the morning after going to the all night petrol station to buy pepperami's, philadelphia snacks the cheapest tobacco & blue rizla skins.

Not that that has ever happened to me!!!! biggrin

stockula

stockula

Anchorage, AK
May 2003

JAN 15, 2004 03:17 AM

You find random bags, film cans and buds scattered around your house you had long forgotten about.

[Edited on Jan 15, 2004 by stockula]

Tankboi

tankboi

Portland, OR
March 2003

JAN 15, 2004 03:21 AM

Nixon said:
...you ever find youself sitting down in the shower, eating a candy bar.

I'm just sayin.



OH FUCK YOU!!!!

Traumatron

Traumatron

United Kingdom
January 2003

JAN 15, 2004 03:46 AM


...if you proclain that all people are actually insects - filthy dirty perverted creatures, and then decide to write a plan to destroy the earth.

suggs

suggs

United Kingdom
June 2003

JAN 15, 2004 04:14 AM

......if you look at innanimate objects thinking "can i turn that into a bong?"

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

JAN 15, 2004 04:21 AM

mmmmmmm ... refrigerated mini reeses cups ....

6underground

6underground

United Kingdom
December 2003

JAN 15, 2004 04:30 AM

......if you believe you saw Jesus and you've talked to him


.....and he's your friend

Thee_Tron

Thee_Tron

United Kingdom
December 2003

JAN 15, 2004 04:30 AM

suggs said:
......if you look at innanimate objects thinking "can i turn that into a bong?"



yeah, good call

- actually doing it because your so hardcore a stoner
- Buying high times
- watching cheech and chongs "up in smoke" and desiring a fat spliff and a burito
- saying YYYEEEEAAAHHH MMMMAAAANNNN in a monged fashion
- Eating anything in sight
- thinking everything is funny biggrin

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