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Porn star clerk and video game clerk stories

Kayla

Dublin, CA

June 2003

JAN 14, 2004 09:29 PM

http://www.actsofgord.com/
Video game stories

http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4475

Confessions of a porn store clerk

If you take the time to read these webpages you will not regret it. They are probably two of the funiest things on the internet and they pretty accurately depict working in retail.

ENJOY!!!!

(cross posted into the retail group as i thought they would get special enjoyment out of this.)

desidia

Reunion

September 2002

JAN 14, 2004 09:33 PM

I'm not sure why I dislike you, but I dislike you less now

desidia

Reunion

September 2002

JAN 14, 2004 09:35 PM

a lot less

Dopalganger

Drury, MA

January 2003

JAN 14, 2004 09:37 PM

i worked in a porn store, and one time, this adorable french girl with big brown eyes came in to return an album of discarded photobooth pictures to one of our employees..... nevermind.

desidia

Reunion

September 2002

JAN 14, 2004 09:42 PM

I work in a cafe' that used to be a sex shop, but no adventures, dirty or otherwise involving girls of any ethnicity as-of-so-far

desidia

Reunion

September 2002

JAN 14, 2004 10:05 PM

"I'd like to buy this game."

"Very well then, that will be $45.60 with tax. Also, do you have a memory expansion for your Nintendo 64? Perfect dark requires it."

"I do."

"Are you sure? It's one of these units that plugs into here."

Gord proceeds to show the customer what he's talking about as the customer doesn't look so bright by holding a Nintendo 64 up and pointing to the memory expansion slot.

Customer leaves, returns with parent. Speech repeats with mother.

They leave content.

Next day, the customer returns.

"This game doesn't fit my machine."

Gord plugs it into his Nintendo 64.

"Seems to fit into mine. Does your machine work with other games?"

"Yes, see?"

<Dramatic Pause>

"Sir, that is a GameBoy Advance."

comedic genius, if I was capable of laughter...

Scylla

SUICIDEGIRL

Tuvalu

JAN 14, 2004 10:58 PM

I've never read the first one but I LOVE the second. I'll hit that shit... t minus... NOW

Scylla

SUICIDEGIRL

Tuvalu

JAN 15, 2004 12:23 AM

Although I've got to say that the second one is amusing, but it's rather silly how it's basically this guy retelling anecdotes but making himself look really quick-witted and snazzy. I'm sure he's been rendered speechless by stupidity before. Dammit!

irenzero

Minneapolis, MN

January 2004

JAN 15, 2004 01:43 AM

I have a friend that used to work in the local mom & mom video shop, and he used to get in trouble for racking the J. Edgar Hoover Bio pic in the GLT section.

Scylla

SUICIDEGIRL

Tuvalu

JAN 15, 2004 01:53 AM

irenzero said:
I have a friend that used to work in the local mom & mom video shop, and he used to get in trouble for racking the J. Edgar Hoover Bio pic in the GLT section.

That's AWESOME. heh.

Pokes

Vancouver, BC

October 2003

JAN 15, 2004 03:22 AM

The first one is geeky, the second one is gold.

Kayla

Dublin, CA

June 2003

JAN 15, 2004 11:56 AM

desidia said:
I'm not sure why I dislike you, but I dislike you less now

umm...

KMFCM

Peekskill, NY

September 2002

JAN 15, 2004 12:43 PM

i'm looking for one about Vampire the Masquerade

a freind of mine told me that people were coming in IN COSTUME to pick that game up

WaTed

United Kingdom

September 2002

JAN 15, 2004 06:32 PM

Kayla said:
http://www.actsofgord.com/
Video game stories

Gord is an evil genius!

djk29a

Korea, D.P.R.

April 2003

JAN 15, 2004 07:06 PM

I've seen both these sites. Gord rules.

He's like Maddox I believe.

harden

Germany

OLD SKOOL

JAN 16, 2004 11:46 AM

Gord makes me wana buy a video game console....

Knives

Beverly Hills, CA

April 2003

JAN 16, 2004 01:17 PM

There is no earthly reason I should care so much, and it drives me nuts that I do. I am a pacifist. I like to think of myself as a nonviolent and gentle person. I have actually fantasized about knocking Mr. Pig to the ground and kicking him. Once, when he was being particularly obnoxious, I had a flash of an image: Me putting a foot on Mr. Pig's chest, shoving a gun in his mouth, and blowing his brains across the New For Sale section. It frightened me, but I enjoyed it.

ha hahah,oh mercy! the second one is a delight!

Knives

Beverly Hills, CA

April 2003

JAN 16, 2004 01:18 PM

it reminds me alot of the santaland diaries, you should read barrell fever, funny stuff.

mylf

Framingham, MA

April 2003

JAN 16, 2004 01:24 PM

Ahhh, the wonders of retail hell... blissful memories...