NEWS: The Gentleman's Guide to Asking Out A Lady

This advice is to much work. Just do what I did:

1. Join SG

2. Go to place where you know SG's are going to be.

3. Offer to give them a free tatoo or piercing. (Make sure that you compliment her on her own work by calling her "Tats", "Sick" and her pierceings "bodatious.")

4. Give her said piercing or tatoo as best you can with whatever impliments you can find and act like the poor job you did NEVER happens, so sorry you must be off your game, here lemmie make it up to you by shooting your next set for free! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? You can't leave I've locked the door from the outsideILOVEYOU!!!

5. Avoid the police.

Mactruestory

There's no such thing as a friend "stage" - you just start out on the path to friendship or the path to dating.

There's also the well-hidden, overgrown and hard to spot path to fuckbuddyism.

Not really dangerous unless there is a jealous person at home. It's more like mutually beneficial business transaction, no feelings above the waist allowed no I love you, like you, lets go to the beach.

But I'm nowhere near a beach . . .

That's ok, but how do you look in a bikini?

I pull it away from her chest and look in. Why, how do you look in one?

Throw the frisbee JUST past her so she turns around to pick it up.

Neat!

But just a glance. It's rude if you pull her top down and then stare!

There is a right way and a wrong way of doing everything