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Azrael_Abyss

Azrael_Abyss

HOPEFUL

Jacksonville, FL

JAN 14, 2004 12:34 PM

I don't know if this has already been done, but I figured what the hell, it could get interesting. I don't want to hear the joke... I just want the punch line.

punch line: No officer, only when he's drunk.

Sempi

Sempi

Novato, CA
February 2003

JAN 14, 2004 12:36 PM

When's the next bus?

KidMorlock

KidMorlock

Indianapolis, IN
October 2003

JAN 14, 2004 12:36 PM

Punch Line: "I dunno. I couldn't find her head."

Corso

Corso

New York, NY
November 2003

JAN 14, 2004 12:36 PM

..and then I said, "Rectum? Damn near killed em!"

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

JAN 14, 2004 12:37 PM

...and she said, "You didn't have to shoot it in my eye!"

I had a friend do an entire stan-up set with nothing but punchlines once. It was not appreciated.

scatmonkey

scatmonkey

Canada
January 2004

JAN 14, 2004 12:38 PM

"You're Thor? I'm tho thor i can hardly pith."

Corso

Corso

New York, NY
November 2003

JAN 14, 2004 12:39 PM

To get to the other side?

knox_velour

knox_velour

Rancho Cucamonga, CA
November 2003

JAN 14, 2004 12:42 PM

"Oh Winda, it was absowutewy wousy!"

Azrael_Abyss

Azrael_Abyss

HOPEFUL

Jacksonville, FL

JAN 14, 2004 12:45 PM

Punch line: Turns out it Siegfried and Roy

SevenMag

SevenMag

Blue Springs, MO
June 2003

JAN 14, 2004 12:46 PM

Ya i'll try it, but you dont have to hit me

-or-

Ya i'll try it, but do i have to stick my head in the fence?

StickMartin

StickMartin

United Kingdom
December 2003

JAN 14, 2004 12:48 PM

well then I guess I'll have a coke

legionnaire

legionnaire

Belgium
November 2003

JAN 14, 2004 12:49 PM

Supplies!

carcrashset

carcrashset

USA
November 2003

JAN 14, 2004 12:50 PM

the hooker wore a helmet!

obd

obd

Venice, CA
June 2003

JAN 14, 2004 12:52 PM

dammit, frog! this is the last time I'm going to show you how to do this.

RomeoReject

RomeoReject

Salem, OH
January 2004

JAN 14, 2004 12:54 PM

Potatoes!

You know if you bend over to pick that up we are both dead.

pinkisux

pinkisux

Boise, ID
March 2003

JAN 14, 2004 01:00 PM

your gonna eat me like the book says

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

JAN 14, 2004 04:44 PM

"no, no, thats just the ice cream"

friedbanana105

friedbanana105

Antarctica
November 2003

JAN 14, 2004 04:55 PM

thirty-seven nuns in bondage gear, a banana, and the letter "L"...

SevenMag

SevenMag

Blue Springs, MO
June 2003

JAN 14, 2004 05:05 PM

you dont understand, chunks is my dogs name.......

[Edited on Jan 14, 2004 by SevenMag]

drugs

drugs

Northampton, MA
August 2003

JAN 14, 2004 05:06 PM

so they can drive with the handcuffs on.

SoEffinHappy

SoEffinHappy

Philadelphia, PA
April 2003

JAN 14, 2004 05:32 PM

Wonder Dildo MY ASS!!!

lindex

lindex

Portland, OR
February 2003

JAN 14, 2004 05:38 PM

Arr!, It's drivin me nuts

lindex

lindex

Portland, OR
February 2003

JAN 14, 2004 05:39 PM

SupremePizzaMan said:
"no, no, thats just the ice cream"



oh no not the mechanic & penguin joke

wings

wings

I'm lost
November 2002

JAN 14, 2004 05:41 PM

Victrola? Damn near killed 'em!

James_

James_

United Kingdom
March 2003

JAN 14, 2004 05:58 PM

....the breakfast was my idea

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