punch lines

I don't know if this has already been done, but I figured what the hell, it could get interesting. I don't want to hear the joke... I just want the punch line.

punch line: No officer, only when he's drunk.

When's the next bus?

Punch Line: "I dunno. I couldn't find her head."

..and then I said, "Rectum? Damn near killed em!"

...and she said, "You didn't have to shoot it in my eye!"

I had a friend do an entire stan-up set with nothing but punchlines once. It was not appreciated.

"You're Thor? I'm tho thor i can hardly pith."

To get to the other side?

"Oh Winda, it was absowutewy wousy!"

Punch line: Turns out it Siegfried and Roy

Ya i'll try it, but you dont have to hit me

-or-

Ya i'll try it, but do i have to stick my head in the fence?

well then I guess I'll have a coke

Supplies!

the hooker wore a helmet!

dammit, frog! this is the last time I'm going to show you how to do this.

Potatoes!

You know if you bend over to pick that up we are both dead.

your gonna eat me like the book says

"no, no, thats just the ice cream"

thirty-seven nuns in bondage gear, a banana, and the letter "L"...

you dont understand, chunks is my dogs name.......

[Edited on Jan 14, 2004 by SevenMag]

so they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Wonder Dildo MY ASS!!!

Arr!, It's drivin me nuts

oh no not the mechanic & penguin joke

Victrola? Damn near killed 'em!

....the breakfast was my idea