Most enegmatic phrase that you love to use

"Ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?"

-Sean in LA

"give me some sugar baby"
Army of darkness

"sludgey plum wine"

me.

"Shit, I forgot to give him the finger."

word...

"Parents are born stupid"

love, peace, chicken grease....

"Don't you throw those 10 dollar words around..."

...much like enigmatic, for example...

"I'm fucking this donkey your just holding the tail" or vice versa.

"...and then the RABBI said it was a MARLIN!!!" Usually followed by hysterical laughing.

at the end of any sentance where there is an uncomfortable pause.

".... and they were forced to eat robin's minstrels...
and there was much rejoicing".

"Yo baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat???"

J & SB Strike Back

your mom

Pretty much everything I say.

"That'll get the pig's ketchup."

who fuckin peed in your post toatsies?

"you look like a monkey fucking a football!"

Ada, I think I'm in love with you. Seriously, you rock.

"Don't try to obfuscate the issue with big fucking words"

"So long, and thanks for all the fish."

"It is obvious this contest will not be decided
by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skills with a
lightsaber."

I say this line right before two specific events:

- Drunk and about to get into a fight.
- Drunk and about to have intercourse.

"Eat your melancholy"

When there's ever an uncomfortable silence I tend to say "Does anybody have a bottle of orange juice?" or "I'm the man that beat Stone Cold Steve Austin." And only one other person knows why I say either phrase.

"ass like a 10 year old boy."