Say goodbye to vacation, the beach and the sun and say hello to pencils, desks and the Fall. It's not all bad though, school is starting and SuicideGirls are here to spice up the classroom. They are the perfect daydream for any boring class.

Fashion Notes

School of Sleaze

If only girls really dressed like this in school, truancy levels would drop significantly! Forplay has a couple of "uniforms" that really make the grade. Be the cutest girl in class with this Sexy School Girl outfit for $54.00 or get the A with the Honor Roll School Girls Costume for $39.99. For all you Naughty School Girls out there, detention never looked so good for $58.00!

Fall Fashion 2009

Okay, back to reality and back to clothing you can actually wear in a school. If you're not into wearing the typical plaid skirt, high socks and a tie combo, here are some Fall trends that will be sure to make a statement.

Military Inspired Clothing

Military jackets are a must this season. So take a hint from Sgt. Pepper and try the Military Ponte jacket by Betsey Johnson for $378.00 or this Military Style Jacket by Steve Madden at Macy's on sale for $120.00.

Another stylish way to keep warm this fall is with a trench coat, try the Annie Toggle Canvas Coat by Guess for $148.00

Tall Boots

Tall boots are in! Steve Madden has a great selection of boots this season. Try military styled Blondee Boot for $129.95 or Intyce for $129.95. When buying boots, remember quality. Although they will be pricier than the discounted brand, they will last a lot longer. Spending the extra money now will save you money in the future.

The Leather Look

No animals were harmed in the making of Dirty Laundry. With that said, leather is huge this season. A great way to get the leather look without upsetting our furry friends is with faux leather and it's A LOT cheaper. Guess has a great selection of jackets that look just like the real thing. Like the Maya Faux Leather Jacket for $118.00.

Leggings

Also, leather pant-like-leggings are a great alternative to the real thing. You can find them, plus many other style of leggings at American Apperal. They have long ones, short ones, leggings with buttons and zippers and colors galore! You name, they have it.

Looks for Less

Want the same style at a cheaper price? School style is all about affordability. Nothing makes a starving student look better then a smart deal. Forever 21 is a great place to get expensive looks for a reasonable price. You can get great deals on leggings and jackets. Like this A-Ten-Hut Military Jacket for 24.80 or this Ruffle Zippered Jacket for $22.80.

Zappos.com is a great one-stop-shop for amazing deals. They have a huge shoe selection! Check out these Report Makee boots for $64.95 or these Chinese Laundry Tahoe boots for $79.16 and these Tianna boots by Steve Madden are a steal for only $78.62.

Totes

You have to carry all of those books around in something. A great place to find cute designer totes is ShopStyle.com. They have a HUGE selection for a wide price range. You can even fill your bag with Lady Gaga's new school supplies.

Here is your color palette for fall 2009 brought to you by Pantone.

Most importantly, even better than looking good, don't forget to give your teacher an apple!

Check back for more Dirty Laundry and let SuicideGirls show you the best way to (un)dress.