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bepps

Ontario, CA

April 2003

OCT 25, 2007 05:23 AM

Nic said:
We've all felt it. One minute, all is normal- the next, a searing shooting pain come seemingly from nowhere and lances your arsehole, leaving you breathless, tears prickling your eyes. The unexplainable agony lasts for anything up to half a minute, before vanishing as suddenly as it appears.

This is the bum dagger. Can anybody shed light on this merry hell, and find a possible cure?

I can't say I've ever felt it when going about my daily activities, however what you've described does sound an awful lot like what a girl would feel when she's having sex, usually doggy style, and the guy isn't careful and his wang comes out and accidentally pops into her bum. Fortunately, I haven't experienced that on either end.

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

OCT 25, 2007 05:26 AM

I'll bet a lot of British people were disappointed to find out that "Bum Fights" was NOT an erotic movie.

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL

February 2003

OCT 25, 2007 08:57 AM

What a weird bump.

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL

January 2005

OCT 25, 2007 12:11 PM

at least it's not a shit weasel. Those things are nasty.

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL

January 2005

OCT 25, 2007 12:12 PM

My theory: Surprise buttsecks.

RudieCantFail

I'm lost

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OCT 25, 2007 12:19 PM

My, Princess, what a wonderful old thread you've discovered.

ckdexterhaven

USA

December 2005

OCT 25, 2007 12:21 PM

Squire

I'm lost

November 2003

OCT 25, 2007 12:42 PM

Had to be done I suppose.

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom

August 2005

OCT 25, 2007 12:42 PM

did you type in bum dagger to bring this back ?

CharlieLove

Fiji

March 2006

SEP 18, 2008 11:06 PM

i like the pee shiver.

CheshireCat

Los Angeles, CA

January 2004

SEP 27, 2008 01:04 AM

sounds like bed bugs

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