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Nic

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JAN 12, 2004 06:49 AM

We've all felt it. One minute, all is normal- the next, a searing shooting pain come seemingly from nowhere and lances your arsehole, leaving you breathless, tears prickling your eyes. The unexplainable agony lasts for anything up to half a minute, before vanishing as suddenly as it appears.

This is the bum dagger. Can anybody shed light on this merry hell, and find a possible cure?

Knives

Knives

Beverly Hills, CA
April 2003

JAN 12, 2004 06:51 AM

?

catcher01

catcher01

United Kingdom
November 2003

JAN 12, 2004 06:51 AM

Nic said:
We've all felt it. One minute, all is normal- the next, a searing shooting pain come seemingly from nowhere and lances your arsehole, leaving you breathless, tears prickling your eyes. The unexplainable agony lasts for anything up to half a minute, before vanishing as suddenly as it appears.

This is the bum dagger. Can anybody shed light on this merry hell, and find a possible cure?



I think it must be the sandman's daytime employment

Knives

Knives

Beverly Hills, CA
April 2003

JAN 12, 2004 06:51 AM

the only prescription, is more cowbell.

Nic

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JAN 12, 2004 06:52 AM

Don't tell me you've never had a bum dagger.

Traumatron

Traumatron

United Kingdom
January 2003

JAN 12, 2004 06:54 AM

i reckon its some sort of government control device.

a killswitch-up our arses.

catcher01

catcher01

United Kingdom
November 2003

JAN 12, 2004 06:54 AM

Nic said:
Don't tell me you've never had a bum dagger.



Maybe the sandman is stalking you alone

[Edited on Jan 12, 2004 by catcher01]

Knives

Knives

Beverly Hills, CA
April 2003

JAN 12, 2004 06:58 AM

i suggest you put two aspirin up you butt.

Nic

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JAN 12, 2004 06:58 AM

The sandman can suck my proverbial knob, the bouffant-headed ponce.

The bum dagger needs investigation! It's ultimate evil.

Knives

Knives

Beverly Hills, CA
April 2003

JAN 12, 2004 06:58 AM

and call me in the morning

catcher01

catcher01

United Kingdom
November 2003

JAN 12, 2004 07:00 AM

Nic said:
The sandman can suck my proverbial knob, the bouffant-headed ponce.

The bum dagger needs investigation! It's ultimate evil.



It might the shit fairies on strike?

Nic

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JAN 12, 2004 07:01 AM

GASP!

There are shit fairies!!!!????

SevenMag

SevenMag

Blue Springs, MO
June 2003

JAN 12, 2004 07:02 AM

This happened to me once, and upon further investigation, i discovered that i actually had a dagger in my butt...............how weird is that?

catcher01

catcher01

United Kingdom
November 2003

JAN 12, 2004 07:03 AM

Nic said:
GASP!

There are shit fairies!!!!????



That live in your arse. Where else would the poo come from?

Nic

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JAN 12, 2004 07:04 AM

I am much rejoiced that my arse is full of fairies. It makes me feel... magical.

OldSkool SGUK know of the Way of the Bum Dagger. It is not to be confused with a Sharp Shit, which, like Ronseal Quick Drying Wood Stain, does exactly what it says on the tin.

Nic

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JAN 12, 2004 07:06 AM

By the way, when I typed Shit Fairy into Google Image Search, this is what I got:



I do not want that in my booty.

catcher01

catcher01

United Kingdom
November 2003

JAN 12, 2004 07:06 AM

Way of the bum dagger. Sounds like a form of ninjitsu. Btw, I applied for SGUK, but ain't heard back, so, er, yeah, can you help?

Traumatron

Traumatron

United Kingdom
January 2003

JAN 12, 2004 07:09 AM

let him in nic, i like him.

he's got spunk.

Nic

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JAN 12, 2004 07:10 AM

Do you mean, sludgey plum wine.

Okay I let you in.

[Edited on Jan 12, 2004 by Nic]

Traumatron

Traumatron

United Kingdom
January 2003

JAN 12, 2004 07:11 AM

whoops, yeah, thats it.

catcher01

catcher01

United Kingdom
November 2003

JAN 12, 2004 07:14 AM

Thanks awfully chaps.

Knives

Knives

Beverly Hills, CA
April 2003

JAN 12, 2004 07:15 AM

thats no shit fairy.




shit fairies float.

[Edited on Jan 12, 2004 by Knives]

Nic

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JAN 12, 2004 07:16 AM

Knives said:
thats no shit fairy.




shit fairies float.

[Edited on Jan 12, 2004 by Knives]



Jinkies! eeek

Knives

Knives

Beverly Hills, CA
April 2003

JAN 12, 2004 07:17 AM

and they come outta your butt sideways

catcher01

catcher01

United Kingdom
November 2003

JAN 12, 2004 07:17 AM

I will never sleep again

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