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wildswan

I'm lost

June 2006

AUG 28, 2009 08:54 AM

"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."

Go. Go get your laugh on.

siamkittie

New York, NY

March 2006

AUG 28, 2009 09:15 AM

I read this guys thing before. I'd sign up for a shitter account just for him.

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

AUG 28, 2009 09:55 AM

He's no Fireland

Guess who made some brownies?? Seriously, guess. TAKE A FUCKING -- actually, I'm not sure. I found them on the sidewalk. They're pretty bad.

_margot_

Los Angeles, CA

December 2007

AUG 28, 2009 09:58 AM

Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing.

I love this one.

wildswan

I'm lost

June 2006

AUG 28, 2009 10:10 AM

lil_tuffy said:
He's no Fireland

Guess who made some brownies?? Seriously, guess. TAKE A FUCKING -- actually, I'm not sure. I found them on the sidewalk. They're pretty bad.

Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing.

I love this one.

I laughed so hard at these I think my left eyeball is going to fall out.

siamkittie

New York, NY

March 2006

AUG 28, 2009 10:13 AM

lil_tuffy said:
He's no Fireland

Guess who made some brownies?? Seriously, guess. TAKE A FUCKING -- actually, I'm not sure. I found them on the sidewalk. They're pretty bad.

This made me chuckle.

My son said "I love you, sir" for the first time. I slapped him and sent him away, then stood at my study window, mustache wet with tears.

wildswan

I'm lost

June 2006

AUG 28, 2009 10:18 AM

lil_tuffy said:
He's no Fireland

Dear Gramma, thank you so much for the Tonka truck. It is very fun! Sorry it took me 30 years to write back. Is Heaven scary? Love, Jiggy

Hurts. So. Much. Good for my abs, though.

MrCrisp

I'm lost

August 2004

AUG 28, 2009 02:17 PM

I require an increase in updates.

An innocent Google search. A terrifying obsession. Coming this fall from Fox Searchlight: BOOBS MILF NUDE HAIRY. With Jude Law as Google.

Nevermind. Stop the updates. I think I just peed myself. Yup. I did.

rabies47

Lansing, MI

August 2009

SEP 02, 2009 05:58 PM

The checkout girl is totally giving me the eye. I flex as I count out twenty dollars in quarters to pay for the hemorrhoid cushion.

The cops call it indecent exposure, I call it Hulk Not Be Contained By Jean Shorts. Can't Catch Hulk. Hulk Hide In Bushes ok fine cuff me.

Well, thanks guys. Now I'll never leave the internet.

wildswan

I'm lost

June 2006

SEP 04, 2009 03:32 PM

“You touched that god damned biscuit. Bullshit, I saw you touch it….I don’t give a shit about your evidence, this isn’t a court of law."

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.

June 2004

SEP 04, 2009 06:49 PM

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

Rapalus

Amherst, MA

June 2009

SEP 04, 2009 07:07 PM

I don't get it.

Heigai

Columbus, OH

May 2004

SEP 05, 2009 03:03 AM

ReiterateVinyl said:
I don't get it.

You must be a hoot at parties.

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL

February 2003

SEP 08, 2009 05:28 PM

Funny.

CoyoteMike

Iowa City, IA

May 2006

SEP 08, 2009 05:32 PM

"You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullshit."

Cate

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

SEP 09, 2009 12:50 PM

lil_tuffy said:
He's no Fireland

Guess who made some brownies?? Seriously, guess. TAKE A FUCKING -- actually, I'm not sure. I found them on the sidewalk. They're pretty bad.

oh geez, i've been giggling for at least 20 mins over this.

Iron_Lion

Burlington, NC

August 2008

SEP 12, 2009 11:30 PM

That's funny shit.

Cassiel

Aurora, CO

September 2004

SEP 13, 2009 12:01 AM

The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog.

Kav

USA

January 2008

SEP 13, 2009 05:05 PM

ROFL. oh my geez. the laughing. it's consuming me.

Ilsa

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

SEP 13, 2009 06:10 PM

magpieboy said:

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

My favourite one, haha.

Northstar22

Los Angeles, CA

February 2007

SEP 15, 2009 12:46 AM

Ilsa said:

magpieboy said:

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

My favourite one, haha.

+1

AceT

Portland, OR

April 2004

SEP 15, 2009 05:50 AM

The shit his dad says is gonna be in a book. Sweet deal.

siamkittie

New York, NY

March 2006

SEP 15, 2009 09:23 AM

AceT said:
The shit his dad says is gonna be in a book. Sweet deal.

That's awesome. I love this part when he tells his dad.

After providing a basic overview of the project, Justin prepared for the fallout. "I should have seen it coming," Justin said. "He gave the most perfect response. He laughed for, like, 10 seconds, and then he goes, 'I can't find my cellphone. Can you call it?'"

Kav

USA

January 2008

SEP 26, 2009 09:50 PM

This made me laugh so hard I almost puked.

From Fireland.

Dead Murder, Chapter 1: Detective Mike Mikeson drank a drink and then saw something very mysterious and wow my novel is terrible so far.

IDGAS

Portland, ME

March 2004

OCT 05, 2009 10:37 AM

"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."

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